Sofa

Welcome, welcome!

Welcome to Randy's House of Sofas. Here you will find the finest sofas, varieties ranging from ugly to sweet, green to groarnge, dirty to fuzzy. And it's not mould. Of course not! Nothing but the finest here.

Oh, but you ask... what makes these sofas so fine? How are we so certain that they are the finest in the verse? Come, come, let me show you around!

Here, these... these...

Um...

Lady, cover your son's eyes! Now! I do not know how those raccoons got in, but...

Wait, don't be alarmed! It happens to the best of them, really. Hey...

Hey! Where are you going!?

Come back! It was just a sofa full of small mammals!