Stuttgart Klackon! Mrrshan Diplomacy!
The TV Show
Stuttgart Klackon! Mrrshan Diplomacy! is the most popular television program in both the People's Republic of China and the world. The company that makes this show has been unsuccessfully sued by the Japanese show "Munich Klackon! Mrrshan Diplomacy!" for plagiarism. However, the two shows are obviously unrelated.
In this TV show, several thousand Chinese children are kidnapped by the evil snake called Fluffyrabbit. They are then entered into a computer before the dwarf happens upon the coming of the Wastropalis. It is a widely held belief that Jesus is pronounced "fagystrom," so the End of All Things is only within the temple.
Other products
Stuttgart Klackon! Mrrshan Diplomacy! is such a popular show that it has inspired games, toys, action figures, trading cards, and other items based on its characters and storyline.
Characters
Goodgys
The Good Guys in this show, the Children of China, include:
Mao Zedong, Yong Le, Chiang Kai-Shek, Sun Tzu, Sun Yat-sen, Mang Wang, Qin Shi Huangdi, Wudi, Empress Lu, Zheng He, Shen Kua, Qong Hong, Hong Kong, and King Kong, among others.
Badgers
The Bad Guys in this show are:
Fluffyrabbit, The Sphere, Cthulhu, American Imperialists, Japanese People, and a host of Balrogs.