Talk:Jack Kerouac

Jack Kerouac wrote a novel about a young boy who befriends a homeless man who lives in the woods, dresses up like Dracula, calls himself Dr. Sax, and spends all of his free time battling a gigantic snake monster which threatens to swallow up the town of Lowell, Massachusetts.

He truly was a genius. Mars Cadbury (talk) 08:52, 3 Arche 2012 (UTC)

He was also the douche who's park assaults my eyes whenever I drive downtown into Lowell. Gak! 24.61.112.73 02:58, 5 Arche 2012 (UTC)

Your main complaint about Jack stems from park aesthetics? I figured it would be his rampant use of the EM dash. Mars Cadbury (talk) 08:04, 5 Arche 2012 (UTC)