User talk:Mars Cadbury

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Ello ello

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File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 15:55, 1 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Gerbils

They have inquiry. What makes facts fun? What makes fun sweet? Is the chemical the proper shape? Have to try it to be sure, and meanwhile the world is all before us, and the stones are softly singing in the breeze...

But... what is it?

Also, hi. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 09:00, 2 Arche 2011

Did you know?

Thas userrrrrrr calld yow a hallbally. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 18:52, 2 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Also, how did you find this site? File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 07:32, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)

I found the ED article about Illogicopedia and decided to check it out. After reading your About page, I felt that this wiki was something that I wanted to be a part of. I find ED to be too vindictive, and I feel that Uncyclopedia is too ridged when it comes to what content they accept. But Illogicopedia seems to have the right attitude about the situation.

Also, please remember that I’m fairly new to wikis (I have a Wikipedia account where I have done minor work) so I really am just kind of learning as I go, so if I do something wrong, feel free to tell me. Mars Cadbury 07:58, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)

ED import eh? You're the first friendly ED user! It might be because you're not 13. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 08:40, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)

You

You're awesome. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 20:22, 2 Arply 2011

I just remembered...

Write a blurb of yourself, otherwise I'll do it. --File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 13:46, 1 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Wait...write a blurb where? I have a user page if that's what your talking about. I don't know how to add the banana to it though. Mars Cadbury 05:05, 2 Aym 2011 (UTC)

He means this. I can't do it due to a complete brain underload. Something about ferrets. Why are there ferrets? <css>

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I woke up. Congratulations, man. Enjoy your banana! *cue confetti* <css>

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Oh, and to put it on your userpage, if that's what you were asking, put {{IOTM}} on it - it's a template. <css>

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Hey....

Will ya quit with using the edit summaries properly?--Colonel Sanders 13:27, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hey, I like them. Feels a little like Wikipedia, which is such a disconcerting feeling that I cannot help but adore it...<css>

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Well, I did learn to edit by editing Wikipedia...Mars Cadbury 05:43, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)

ED?

Why?--Colonel Sanders 23:47, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

...why what? Mars Cadbury 23:49, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Why give them all dis press?--Colonel Sanders 23:54, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Hey look, Readmesoon. —rms talk 00:08, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Meh. I don’t really think that by working on their article I’m giving them that much press. I mean, I’ve worked on L. Ron Hubbard’s article, but I’m not promoting Scientology. Mars Cadbury 01:45, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Yes. Control your cynicism, Colonel! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 11:20, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Hey, 'sup?

Is this you or just someone with a similar love of commercial confectionery products? Randomly encountered the account on the Dead Horse Interchange forums and thought hey, that bloke seems familiar. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:44, 23 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, that's me. I also have a Wikipedia account, but I haven't edited anything there in several months. Mars Cadbury 06:16, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Tech problems

I’m still having tech problems with the site. Sometimes Google can’t access it, but when it finally does, I usually can’t navigate pages very well or at all. Is this something I’m doing wrong or is the site still having problems? Mars Cadbury 06:32, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

God damn hard drive failiures. I think yesterday was all three HDD's have gone. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 07:36, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

My best guess is that the site is still experiencing the odd problem. Recent server blips etc. would suggest this is the case. Just to check, though, I'd refrain from eating cheese before you go to bed and see if the problem persists. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:54, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

*smashes frying pan over head*

Good evenin'. Your edits made our cynical webfiltering system at our school go mental at recent changes. IE8 all the way! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 15:23, 21 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Eh, but they're lovely edits... I do have to wonder how your system would react to Wikipedia's recent changes, though... O_o <css>

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Well, there's only one way to find out...but godamnit, I'll have to wait 'till the 30^th (it's half term at the moment). File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 16:10, 24 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

So what's the verdict? Also, hi, Mars Cadbury! I'm totally not abusing your talkpage, here! *makes a hasty exit* <css>

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I hope you 2 are having fun camping out on my talk page. o_O Mars Cadbury 02:28, 10 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

We are, thank you. And I rather like this mustard you had stocked in your fridge. <css>

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It views it, but I must say IE does start to go quite jumpy. And that was with IE9. This is why I have affection for IE8. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 15:45, 10 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)