Talk:Taylor Swift

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Needs more nonsense. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:13, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

So a bunch of true facts on Thomas Paine is not nonsensical enough for an entry on Taylor Swift? Meh....--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 17:52, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
No, it's excellent actually; I just think there might be a way to warp and twist your thinking further, and that the writing needs a bit love. My criticisms are all because I like you and I want to be helpful. Completely my own opinions, though; I'm not a writer myself and thus probably talk out my ass 67% of the time. Cheers! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:00, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Try that, 100% pure talent of writing right there. That's what 2 years of ?pedia does to a guy (or whatever happened to gruntled, that works too) —rms talk 18:17, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Is that an endorsement? Just checking... Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:24, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
All right... Any suggestions on how to add more while keeping the premise of a factual article on Thomas Paine?--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 18:26, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
I'll put it in my imaginary queue of doom and get back to you. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:33, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Copy and paste wikipedia (it's free) and then change all references to paine to references to swift. 19:04, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Actually, that can work. I did it with Belching Hyena. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 19:09, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I did a quick rewrite here, just to show what I might do with it. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 19:50, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps I'm missing something, but... what? <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 18:02 (UTC)

A hookah? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:13, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Uh... 24.61.112.73
I don't think you're missing anything, Athyria. And I think there are no hookahs here, Gruntled, so that can't be it. Meh...--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 22:00, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Oh, we're all missing something. Something... <css>

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Huh?

It's too long.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 03:56, 10 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I'm inclined to agree. <css>

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Quite. But, it does rank as one of the top of Illogicopedia's Long Pages!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 16:26, 10 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

An illogical idea

Should i create an entry for Thomas Paine and copypasta WP's Swift article? After all, this would be a way to fuel mah celebrity crush a brilliant Schlafly insight. Or should I consider cheeze? Or a shrink?--Colonel Sanders 01:21, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)