The longest titled disease ever

The disease is called siuhgiudrheiuehnfiurfbhuebesfikewfiuewbibaseuidgbwheioujefrkwehibweiushianosdinfkibsodifklubekfubieujhewukefhnkuwefbeufkhawuifheoiahnoefihnfaoifbefuiobaowhnesfouihefouasdbudfhndsuoibuifobfiousfbhosaduihnsdfoiueabofifahnofibubfiufbiafudbiubeuifbiuafbfouiafukfbukfbubfiufsbiusdfbauibfifuaaskdnlknaflakfnldksndalkjnsdlkadnlkasjlakfjhnalskjladksnhsldkjasdlksidnjsdjasldkdslkisdjlksdfhdsknasljkdauaaisnoasdinhadionfibadoihnadwoaifnoiafwhnowaihnadfoiadwhnoiawfhnawfuhwadfuioafdhnoawihnwadoidahnaiowhnowaihnwiodnafoihsnioasuhnasdouabdsuaoidhnaism.

Side effects

Side effects include:

• Being able to spell siuhgiudrheiuehnfiurfbhuebesfikewfiuewbibaseuidgbwheioujefrkwehibweiushianosdinfkibsodifbeklubekfubieujhewukefhnkuwefbeufkhawuifheoiahnoefihnfaoifbefuiobaowhnesfouihefouasdbudfhndsuoibuifobfiousfbhosaduihnsdfoiueabofifahnofibubfiufbiafudbiubeuifbiuafbfouiafukfbukfbubfiufsbiusdfbauibfifuaaskdnlknaflakfnldksndalkjnsdlkadnlkasjlakfjhnalskjladksnhsldkjasdlksidnjsdjasldkdslkisdjlksdfhdsknasljkdauaaisnoasdinhadionfibadoihnadwoaifnoiafwhnowaihnadfoiadwhnoiawfhnawfuhwadfuioafdhnoawihnwadoidahnaiowhnowaihnwiodnafoihsnioasuhnasdouabdsuaoidhnaism
• Antidisestablishmentarianism
• Inoifsdnfniosoinhsdfofdnhsism
• Shortness of breath
• Lung disease
• Second hand smoke
• A sudden lust for Strong Bad emails
• Homestarism
• Making out with marzipan (which is totally awesome)
• Turning into strawberries and dracula at random intervals
• Sudden john stewart quotes
• Living lunch
• A sudden craving for skiving snackboxes
• Wingardium levitating

Yet more symptoms

• Indian giving
• Cutting ones
• Doing some other things
• Total spaceship guy
• Proud anselmos
• Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome
• A random impulse to look up rocks and pebbles on Wikipedia, the boring-as-heck

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• Doisfnoiaoiism
• Sending me a dollar
• Harry Potter Worship
• Fantasizing about dancing watermelons
• Fantasizing about dancing corn

Yet more symptoms

• Being able to pronounce siuhgiudrheiuehnfiurfbhuebesfikewfiuewbibaseuidgbwheioujefrkwehibweiushianosdinfkibsodifbeklubekfubieujhewukefhnkuwefbeufkhawuifheoiahnoefihnfaoifbefuiobaowhnesfouihefouasdbudfhndsuoibuifobfiousfbhosaduihnsdfoiueabofifahnofibubfiufbiafudbiubeuifbiuafbfouiafukfbukfbubfiufsbiusdfbauibfifuaaskdnlknaflakfnldksndalkjnsdlkadnlkasjlakfjhnalskjladksnhsldkjasdlksidnjsdjasldkdslkisdjlksdfhdsknasljkdauaaisnoasdinhadionfibadoihnadwoaifnoiafwhnowaihnadfoiadwhnoiawfhnawfuhwadfuioafdhnoawihnwadoidahnaiowhnowaihnwiodnafoihsnioasuhnasdouabdsuaoidhnaism
• Nuking whales
• A large amount of protons and neutrons
• A large amount of Jimmy Neutrons
• Not getting a seizure from Futurama
• Thinking Fox 13 is your latest hunting target (this one is also a redneck indication)