Things You Didn't Know

You are an idiot.
The reason Superman can fly is a rare effect of a large intake of LSD.
The Mole People want to be your friends.
Flashlights are powered by fireflies taken hostage by the Man.
PS3 is a scam by the Aliens to make us waste money.
Spiderman uses a high concentrate of Krazy Glue to make his webs.
It IS possible to sweat Gatorade.
This article is a pigment of your imagination.
I am right behind you...
Osama Bin Laden is currently hiding in Argentina with Hitler.
The last digit in pi is 4.
Will Smith is NOT legend.
Peesmell smells like pee!
Mississippi is spelled with a Q.
Your neighbor is a crack dealer.
In the southern U.S.A. they have a special word for electricity, Magic.
I discovered America.
Clowns are evil devil-spawns.
America>England
Cheese and crackers is the best mid-day snack.
Slovakia was behind 9/11.
Dick Cheney didn't think he was a deer...
Chuck Norris sailed the 7 seas; 8 times.
Not even Soulja Boy knows how to Superman a hoe.
I am the creator of this article.
Lighting is a result of clouds testing their nuclear bombs.
The reason that Atlantis is under water is because a wanted man is using it as a hideout.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I am fluent in Jibberish.
You can't handle the truth, but I can.
Dracula sucked someone's blood from Africa and now he has AIDS.
O.J. did it.
I've counted to infinity.
I know where Waldo is.
It's not delivery, it's Digiorno.
This is the last fact of this article.

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