Thus

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Thus, it is logical to conclude that dinosaurs smoke Marlboros.

Thus is a word that is so weird that it has been considered a scientific anomaly. It's time of creation is unknown and has been shrouded with mystery ever since the topic was first brought up at the Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership. The word also contains some strange physical and chemical properties. Thus, it has been difficult to assess in reality.

Notable Experiments

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When given large doses of aspirin, Thus started saying "eh?" more frequently.
Experiment Effect Conclusion
Heating over burner Burned into licorice. Licorice burns?
Cutting with slightly rusted but still usable chainsaw Splintered into minuscule flakes, grouped together in shape of George Washington. Behaves similar to Mercury.
Placed in a freezer Turned into "Thuse". Easily affected by cold and similar stuff that is cold. It's probably made of something hot.
Placed in the Freeeezer Turned into "Thusé". Our scientists clearly have time on their hands.
Exposing to nuclear radiation Grew legs and walked out of the room. IT'S ALIIIIVE!
Placed in stable conditions It sat there. Great to see what our government is funding, eh?

Effects of "Thus"

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other experiments showed that when KKK members said "thus", they dissolved.

Thus and human behaviour

Studies have shown that, statistically speaking, people who say "thus" in everyday language are more likely to be prissy, sucked-up pricks who constantly take baths in language generating syrups. It also shows that shy people are less likely to say "thus" as the are less likely to speak in general.

"Thus" and human health

90% of people who regularly say "thus" are diagnosed with cancer within their lifetimes. It's true!

See also