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Barack HUSSEIN Obama is turning the United States toward Nazism with his policies. Health care is a staple of HITLAH!

Today's Crappy Articles The ones that don't praise Sarah Palin

Conservapedia: Over 10 Views & Over 2 Edits. October had a record-breaking total of unique visitors here (Not Me).


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Why This Election Is Primarily About Bias...Obama!

Conservapedia is a repository of TRUTH approved by Rush Limbaugh.

Our nation’s Founders designed it this way. Their objective was to create a wiki of “We, the People.” (extreme right-wingers)

This year’s elections are about patriotism because government will be more in the hands of the people at all levels than before. The people will be more in power. And in America, what’s could be more patriotic than that!


Bible Verse

Jesus loves the little kiddies. That's why poverty exists. So, Andy Schlafly created the New Bible. Thanks.

2 John 1:7 (Conservative Bible Project CB).


Historical quote

“God was the primary cause of the First Amendment. Not everyone believes in Him. So, proceed with the hanging of cheeze bandit rabbits. --- Ronald Reagan'

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Obama violates tax increase pledge

NO, DUH! OBAMA SUCKS!

Popular Articles at Conservapedia

Seeking and knowing God resources


Effects of the Bush taxcut

JOBS!

Unemployment claims continue to soar

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In the "News" It's actually blatant right-wing propaganda dismissed as news by Mordor.

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