Ronald Reagan

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“Mr. Jones, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!”

- Ronald Reagan on to his neighbor, regarding a fence that divides their lawns.

Ronald Reagan is the famous cousin of Ronald McDonald who eats shoes and starred in lots of movies about school children who feel insecure because they get Bs instead of As. He attained the status of "Super Republican" (a rare honor) after he said, "LOL I think I'll become president" and did. This happened in the 1880s, right after the Civil War which was the most craziest decade ever. Reagan is mostly remembered for being mentioned in the Back to the Future movies and on a Pink Floyd album one time.

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