User talk:Colonel Sanders/Archive One

This is an archive. The current is here. Good day.

Hello. Welcome. Short Sentences. Not even sentences. Illogciopedia. Great fun. What I am talking about. My head hurts. Hurts. Very much. Two periods.. Fantastic.

Where are my damn meds? Anyone seen them?

Nope, you fool --Him

Maybe they're in there /points --Them

Nope, nothing. --Me

Righty do, edit or something, I'm going to go look for my meds. —rms talk 20:51, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Drawers? Nope.

Tables? Nothing.

Oh, found them.

Hello, I'm readmesoon. Welcome to our wonderful site, edit, have fun, and most importantly, don't kill yourself (that lurking penguin isn't as bad as people make him out to be). —rms talk 20:51, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Extensive? James bond what's this? I think I'm going to need some meds. —rms talk 21:26, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

That? Damn. My longest article probably isn't that long. Well, maybe it is. Who knows. —rms talk 23:04, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Oh, so you like this place? Great. Now please stay. You'll be like the billionth promising new member who writes and article, then is never heard from again. So stick around. (And don't say you're planning on it, then don't). Also, I'm getting way to concerned about new members on this site. Gah, I need to attach myself to something different! —rms talk 23:34, 8 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! ohey --(ƒî)» 18:00, 11 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Hey. I'm really having fun (or fum, if you prefer) coming up with random crap today. How about you? Kudos to you.--ColbertNation 18:07, 11 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Good, good. Try the forums (on the sidebar under "forum") if you wanna talk around. Also, if you got skype, we have our own channel. —rms talk 19:08, 11 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

oh hi there!

I know this welcome is rather late since you're established on the website and whatnot. I just logged in and saw a new user and decided to welkum you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 So welumk!!!!!!!! Isn't illogicopedia the bestest? --THE 03:18, 30 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I saw that you'd been around for a while, but when you first showed up I wasn't active on illogicopedia so yeah, I didn't know you existed until I last night when I returned to the webshite. Yep yep --THE 17:49, 30 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Nomination

Congratulations, because of your contributions you have already been nominated for Illogicopedian of the Month! Don't forget to vote for yourself, your allowed to do that ya know! --Bagelman ^{talk to me !} 01:07, 27 Ergust 2010 (UTC)

Or you cold vote for bagelman, because i already voted for you. —rms talk 05:11, 27 Ergust 2010 (UTC)

Thank you from me and this guy.--ColbertNation 01:28, 28 Ergust 2010 (UTC)

Congratumalations

You have won ?pedia of the month with 5 votes and nobody running against you! The admins wherewolves will stop by shortly to present you with your amusingly shaped trophy! --Bagelman ^{talk to me !} 01:00, 1 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Thank you.--ColbertNation 15:09, 7 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Is this the typical waiting time for a trophy?--ColbertNation 00:48, 13 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

I thin the admins are dead. —rms talk 01:58, 13 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

WHO KILLED TEH ADMINZ??????????????????????--ColbertNation 17:25, 17 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

There are admins? Also, hi. <css>

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Greetings...

You know that list you mentioned needing filling out? I misunderestimated my own ability to shove aside productivity to make time for this sort of thing. So...

Let's do it.

I challenge you to a race of who can put out the most goodish ones in some soonish span of time. And I have no idea what qualifies as good, either... we can decide arbitrarily as we go, perhaps? <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100924 - 18:07 (UTC)

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Why not?--ColbertNation 12:55, 25 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And whatnot. And Im sure there are reasons, not that we want to consider them...

Aw, crap. I cannot make apostrophes. So much for contractions. <css>

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Also, that Illogicopedian of the month thing? I've been poking it with a snake, and apparently, you may as well update the thing on the mainpage youself; it ain't entirely protected for exactly that purpose, so folks can write up their own blurbs.

Anyways, here's your shiny award. I stole it from Testosoreigh or whatever his name is. *shifty eyes*

Now how bad of an idea would it be for me to try to update the IotM stuff to reflect this...

...let's find out! <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100925 - 17:51 (UTC)

A belated congrats!

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

Due to the recent lack of any real admin presence on the Illogicopedia (good job the vandals have largely stayed away...) it has come to my attention that you have yet to be awarded with your Illogicopedian of the Month trophy. So, without further ado, I present to you your fantastical, shiny new (well, old) IOTM Golden Banana! Have fun with it, but be careful where you insert it about your person.

Also, well done on being the single most active person in the month of August! Nice to see things still ticking over in my extended absence, and for this I have you to thank. Keep up the good work, and, like, doin' stuff. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:40, 26 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, sir. Now that the yardwork and crap is over, I probably will now have more time for Illogic.--ColbertNation 10:59, 9 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hi, I need to borrow your amusingly-shaped trophy for a bit... I hope you don't mind. I'll bring it back shortly. *runs off with it* <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101012 - 00:08 (UTC)

Alright, I'm done. Here, I'll just put it back where it was... thanks, love! <css>

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Silly, silly...

Silly. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:42 (UTC)

Eh?--ColbertNation 00:43, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Going off and joining uncyclopedia... silly. Mind, silly's not necessarily bad, but it is rather... er... silly? Also, you should know that you may need to turn your skin back to the Uncyclopedia skin there if you intend to stick around. Wikia overrode new user accounts currently such that they don't use the Uncyclopedia default and instead use the Wikia default, which as you may have noticed is a piece of gosu. I'm telling you here because I'm too lazy to find your account again there and in case you hadn't figured out to change it back to what it ought to be. And if you did figure it out, well, that's the backstory. <css>

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Thanks. But I will probably still be here much more than Uncyc, anyway. I will go on there every now and then, but I am still largely an Illogic user.--ColbertNation 16:45, 19 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

P.S. I did figure out how to remove that crap WIKIA skin.

...good. Good. *beams and puts away duct tape* <css>

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Ak! Pthptht!

Thanks for your comments on my Rhesus pieces article. It warms the heartles of my... uhm, never mind. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:20, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Meh, uh.--ColbertNation 12:23, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

So, er...

Who the hell are you?! *flails and runs away* I'm kidding. But what's with the new name, eh? <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101105 - 03:13 (UTC)

Just what I was about to ask.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 04:38, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Meh, the name's way crazier.--Colonel Sanders 11:02, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Is it, though? Is it really? <css>

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I was kind of used to your old name, but no matter.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:34, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

You give me reason...

My wife is less and less comfortable with my descent into madness. Thank you for your support; have a Bartles and James wine cooler. Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:47, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Excellent. Thank you. Sorry about what your wife thinks, I'm just a chicken magnate, what can I say. Good day. Cheers!--Colonel Sanders 18:49, 7 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Several emus on a farm in Tajikistan wondered certain things that are not necessarily obvious to the standard obtuse magistrates in the hamster gerbil paradise. But anyway, do you own this site? Eme 14:22, 20 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

No, I don't think anyone really owns this site, but if ya wanna talk to an admin, they can be found here Sadly, I not be admin, but perhaps I will be if I stick around for a few more years. Teh current adminz be verrrry inactive, but you may be able to get hold of one... Good day, and enjoy your stay here.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 14:25, 20 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)