User talk:Conservatism

My brain has thee explodeth...

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File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana XXI:IX, XXI Farbleum MMXI (UTC)

oOPS! I did indeed mean to put my welcome on thy talk page, Conservatism. I shall use Roman numerals on your talk page henceforth, since you have expressed this as your preference. Simsilikesims Farbleum XXI, MMXI., midafternoon.

HeavenO! Thank you Sir Berty. Have you been on Conservapaedia lately? Just as well. Say HeavenO to the Colonel (who was pardoned at Conservapaedia in case he did not know) and your other acquaintances here. I hope my contributions are errr.... well acceptable. I expect to become a regular editor here as well except on the Sabbath of course. And many thanks Simsilikesims (apologies if I spelled your amusingly bizarre name incorrectly) that is much appreciated.--Conservatism II XXI MMXI

Hispanic folding directions

Clearly you haven't received the notice of intent to commit lolligaggery. Please go the end of the hall, take a right, and then the third door on the left. You will find me having just lit a cigar and pouring bats mink into brandy snifters. Don't look at me! I am a horrible Man-Chicken! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas O:LII, XXII Farbleum MMXI (UTC)

And take a yak on the way out. Also, on other pages, could you please use timestamps? They don't have to be system ones, but it helps if one can tell if it's been two days or two years since the comment was left, you know?

Also, hi. <css>

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Everyone, put the {{roman}} template in your sigs. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana XI:XLVII, XXII Farbleum MMXI (UTC)

Testing sig...I...II...III, File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana

HeavenO Gruntled, Athyria and Sir Berty!--ConservatismII XXII MMXI

HeavenO, Conservatism! Nice to see you, though did not expect you to come here. Just as well, enjoy the site.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe XXII Farbleum MMXI

HeavenO, Colonel! Conservatism II XXIV MMXI

Oy!

Be nice, why don't you, you giant snot-membraned cheese-mongering outreaching whisling warbler of a bright purple lemur! <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png V:XX, XXII Arche MMXI

What? Conservatism

She's come out of a psychiatry unit. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana

You don't think lemurs are cute? <css>

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Huzzah!

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--File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana VII:XLIV, I Arply MMXI (UTC)

Yes, well done. You have wooed the crowds, and thus have earnt your banana, or some such. And this is most interesting, most... interesting. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png VII:,LVIII I Arply MMXI

My thanks, but please no more Islamic numerals on my talk page. But can I eat this banana? And Uncyclopedia?--Conservatism IV I MMXI

I can't help it with the numerals, mon. Either I sign and they're there or I don't and they're not. Although why the fuss at all? The Romans were... um... nevermind. Anyhow, I'd advise against eating Uncyclopedia; it's probably poisoned or something.

--The previous unsigned comment was left by Athyria (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

Pfft

Thanks for your vote for me as ?pedian of the month, August. chers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas XXIII:XLVII, II Ergust MMXI (UTC)

You, as I have, been knighted!--Conservatism VIII III MMXI