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TV / ESP / UFO

Please please please resume transmissions to my brain. C'mon! I've got my tin foil hat on and everything, and it's hard to keep my balance on this roof. Plus, Dell says that rain will void the warranty on this laptop. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 20:18, 7 Arply 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I have the money if you have the merchandise. -- Hindleyite 20:55, 7 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Sorry about that... Just my own weird take on those amusing messages you keep getting from Silent Penguin, begging you to contact him one way or another about something or other. And on a completely unrelated side note, thanks for nominating my crunchy cheese article, and for pitting me against Nerd42 in a life and death struggle to be top banana.  :) --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 20:55, 15 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Hehe, oh right... I understand what you meant now. Sepp is always trying to get me to go on IRC, but he knows full well that I end up spending the rest of the day on there when I do. Also, don't mention it! :) -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   18:05, 16 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Request

Excuse me, but could you please delete this? I have decided to give up on it.--Wheh3 17:06, 13 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Sure thing. If you ever decide to come back to it, drop me a line and I will restore it for you. -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   10:49, 14 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Illogicast #2

I need an introduction for what T.O.M.G.S.A's part. I'm planning for The OMG Scary Alien to do a cover of the song "Let it Rock" by Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil' Wayne. I haven't started but you have to imagine it'll be really funny. All I need is you and/or Dark Genome to give him a short intro like "And here's the one, the only OMG Scary Alien with a cover of blah blah blah."

By the way, I liked the whole Area 51 thing. I'm gonna try to get more users to submit content.

--T3

Glad you liked the Area 51 thing, even though DG didn't really when he listened back to it. Dunno why but there's a bit of a preoccupation with alien crap... anyway I think we can do the intro thing, and I like how this Alien character is turning into some smartass gangsta rapper... -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   10:59, 15 Arply 2009 (UTC)
I need to inform you that I am having major problems with the song "Let it Rock" when removing the vocals (it also removes a lot of the guitar). So as of now I don't know what song I'm gonna do. Most likely I'll do "Stronger" by Kanye East West. --T3 15:29, 9 Aym 2009 (UTC)
From my experience, removing vocals pretty much always results in the loss of some of the instruments and a bit of quality. Not sure if there's much you can do short of reconstructing the beat from kitchen pans and elastic bands ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:36, 9 Aym 2009 (UTC)

A random tid-bit

Not as though I want this or anything thing, but... how does one earn the right to become a Werewolf? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 01:33, 21 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Well, I suppose at a basic level you have to care about Illogicopedia, know how it works and preferably have a good relationship with the other admins. Further than that there's nothing more you can do really until we decide to get a new admin. Next time I go on IRC I will try to make a point to the other sysops about featuring of new articles, which is the main thing an admin does at the moment, and if it would be beneficial to get a new guy in to help out. Basically, though, I suppose there isn't really much else that separates admins from regular users. -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   10:08, 21 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Vandalism

It was a busy night last night for awhile. Quick rollback ability will be greatly appreciated should I win the contest this month.  :) --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 11:30, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, seems all the old-time Phantoms aren't hanging around anymore. I'll probably have a word with that Penguin dude about getting a new admin or two on board. -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   11:32, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)
well, if you want a word, you know where to find me (hint: irk) :P --<css>

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Woohoo, I'd been beginning to think you'd died or something :D -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   13:50, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Heya

Check your email. I've got something for you. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 14:31, 27 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Ha

I'm glad to see you like my status bar. Actually, I got that from SysRq on Uncyc. I made a couple edits, though. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 23:21, 29 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Yeah well, I kind of knew that it was nicked from Uncyc, but then what isn't stolen these days, eh? Bloomin hooligans - come back with my 30cm ruler! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:26, 30 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Easy stuff that, :P its just fixed positioning relative to the bottom, its cool though, wish i thought of doing it. :D --<css>

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Ya it's pretty darned basic, but who gives? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 23:19, 30 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I bet nobody uses it ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:47, 1 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Hate to ask but...

I believe a star is in order for My first article on Uncyclopedia.

Now I want the whole thing to read:

Dear Editor, for helping to revert the vandal and for making the best French toast ever and for phailing on Unclepeteopedia. Are you Freaking Kidding Me?!.

Also, change the whole thing with changing Uncyclopedia into Unclepeteopedia, it's caused a lot of problems with linking stuff to my article.

Thanks. --T3

OK man. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:01, 3 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Hey Yak boy, judge the assorted preservative!! Actually, that's a bit too confrontational, but you might want to think about it, l'est the users grow restless and revolt :P Wigan are staying up eh? --Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:19, 21 Aym 2009 (UTC)

IllogiMusic

Can I move all of my revamp crap over to the original IllogiMusic page? (I don't know why I'm asking but still.)

--T3 00:23, 6 Aym 2009 (UTC)

To be completely honest with you, I don't think the original needs revamping - it looks quite cool. Can you not just, like, add your tunes to the original one, or make a T3canolis artist page or something? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:53, 6 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Okay. --T3 20:38, 6 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I saw something and I think someone needs disciplinary action.

So this IP: 174.88.130.29 voted on IOTM, not strange right?

But this is his contributions log: 

   * 21:10, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Forum:Illogicopedian of the Month‎ (→Darkgenome (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)) (top) [Ghost]
   * 21:09, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:Featured images‎ (→Elmo on Jeopardy?) (top) [Ghost]
   * 21:08, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:Featured images‎ (→Pretty Kitty!)
   * 21:08, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:Featured images‎ (→I was Hungry...)
   * 21:06, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:Featured images‎ (→Hang the DJ)
   * 21:05, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:Featured images‎ (→Hang the DJ)
   * 21:03, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:VFH/Give Me Your Money‎ (top) [Ghost]
   * 21:02, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:VFH/Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill‎ (top) [Ghost]
   * 21:01, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:VFH/100 Random 1 Sentence Movie Synopses!‎ (top) [Ghost]
   * 21:00, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:VFH/Manburgers‎ (top) [Ghost]
   * 20:59, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:VFH/7 signs of rapture‎ (top) [Ghost]
   * 20:58, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:VFH/Time. Bedroom. Night. Fan.‎ (top) [Ghost]
   * 20:56, 7 Aym 2009 (hist) (diff) Illogicopedia:VFH/The entire contents of Paris Hilton's handbag‎ (top) [Ghost]

Everything he did was voting. Now I know you probably want to give him the benefit of the doubt but I'm sure that this is a user using his IP to get more votes on things. So check out the stuff I can't about this guy and see what he's up to.

Thanks.

--T3 21:18, 7 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I did a checkuser at the time to see who it was, but it came back with no results. My best guess is it's the same bloke who imported those Uncyclopedia articles earlier in the month, but nothing that requires any disciplinary action, I would think. Might be worth telling him that his votes would be worth more if he created an account, though. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:55, 8 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I need some help.

I have some music files I would like to upload, be they don't seem to upload. Can you help? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 22:18, 9 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Which format are you trying to upload with? I know that mp3 works but I haven't tested any others. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:39, 10 Aym 2009 (UTC)
They are mp3 format. Every time I upload though it says "This file appears to be empty" but I always check to make sure it isn't. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 17:53, 10 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Hm, that's weird. Have you tried re-exporting/creating the mp3 from the source file? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:05, 10 Aym 2009 (UTC)
I've tried re-exporting, and I've tried several different song files. None work. It's probably beacuse I got them from Limewire. :P ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 23:11, 10 Aym 2009 (UTC)
That's what you get when you break 'da law mutha f*cka! I download my songs from iTunes Zune Marketplace. Shut up. Zunes are cool. They have a radio. But I can't do anything with the songs.... And they're the size of bricks. WAHHHH!! --T3 22:59, 12 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Zunes are pretty cool, but I'm stuck with the first generation of iPod Nano. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 04:05, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)

nipplegram for a mister Hinleyite?

I don't really have anything to say other then "hey", so enjoy it man. How's the wife? --Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:40, 10 Aym 2009 (UTC)

My wife is dead. My family is dead. My batteries are de....
Seriously though, hey! Exams over now? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:03, 10 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Nope, first one's on wednesday, so probably a bad time to rejoin the site :P Have you by any chance seen what happened to the two hours of my life I just lost? I'm sure they're around here somewhere. Long live Illogic --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:24, 10 Aym 2009 (UTC)
If you are reading this then your exam is probably over. I would have wished you good luck had I noticed this earlier, but I hope you managed to squeeze the word 'funkadelic' into your exam. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:35, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Hindlesberger. I've just been staring straight forward at my screen, occasionally refreshing recent changes for the last half hour. I might die soon if this carries on. Neede any help with anything, at all, ever? I'm a bored adolescent, one of the vast resorce on planet earth. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:30, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Unfortunately, I'm just off to see Wigan get battered by Man United, but if you were here half an hour earlier we could've done something, like, a collaboration maybe. It would have been about chocolate flavoured rats, or The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership (starring Ronaldo, Drogba, Fall-on-the-grass, Amr Zaki, Andy Johnson...). -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:33, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)
The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership sounded pretty awesome. I made a start, not sure how good it is, but it's open for direction taking, when you get back, covered in mud and somehow relegated. Do you still have that beardless bloke for a manager? --Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:39, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)

IRK Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:56, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I'm not here. Pickle will have to wait :) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:57, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Template:Title

I'm afraid it does not work. I would like to use it, so could you help me out? I tried the exact code from Uncyclopedia, where it did work, and tried it here. It did not work. I'm beggining to think it's the wiki itself. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 16:42, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Also, I have another problem. Whenever I leave my sig, in go insane the entire coding of it is spelled out. How do I fix this? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 19:02, 17 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Ello ello! I know you've been here, so could you help me out here? :/ ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 03:44, 21 Aym 2009 (UTC)
I ain't talking to you, copper! Well, I tried to get it working a while back, but couldn't. Unfortunately I'm not a javascript/css whiz so I'm a bit stumped by it all. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:15, 21 Aym 2009 (UTC)
So how about the sig? Testicles told me to ask you. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 22:51, 21 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Do I get blamed if you take badly to this Hindleyite. because I can repay you in lube. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:56, 21 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Good, because this Pickle is getting awfully dry. Heheh. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:00, 22 Aym 2009 (UTC)
I could use some lube for my pickle... ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 13:57, 22 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

File:Vampire.PNG Mr. Readmesoon gives you a good bit a thanks for voting For on his article, IllogiBooks: Dear Diary Vampire. As a reward you get a bloody bite in the neck!

~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 17:21, 24 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Oh, awesome! Huh, now I gotta go and feature a new article. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:57, 27 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Don't Do Apple Juice! Problems

Ben pointed this out. It's on Uncyclopedia already. It's ironically up for feature there, too. As I said on the voting page, "Uncylcopedia will shit a duck if they see this featured here". I don't know what the procedure is here but... Just pointing it out. --T3 20:48, 26 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Aye. Not good. They be angry. Arrr.--Ben Blade 21:43, 26 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Looks like it was a copy-paste job from Uncyclopedia, which is a bit of a pity as I thought it was an original piece for Illogic. Hmm, course it's good enough for feature here but I think we ought to be showcasing original content. Maybe I should withdraw the nomination... I wonder if it was the original author that did the copy-paste? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:55, 27 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Election

Thanks for the nomination but I would much rather be Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs if that's okay with you. I nominated you for Lord of Commons. So I need to ask: Which one do you want because I don't really want Lord of Commons, I REALLY want Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs, I mean I'm getting an extreme feeling of anxiety because you're gonna win it so which one do you want?

--T3 20:52, 27 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Ummmm, how much of your expenses were used to write that plee? I'm telling mummy. Then you shall burn. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:57, 27 Aym 2009 (UTC)
@T3: I'll go ahead and change it round for you. I'll go for whichever one you aren't being nommed for if you like, though you ought to know I'm heavily corrupt...
@Testicles: I used my lunch money on that plea, so around £2.35 for a snack pack from Marks and Spencers. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:42, 28 Aym 2009 (UTC)

How do you...

...make a Burning Cookie Accumulator? :? --Skate1168 (Talk) 02:37, 4 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Get a calculator, then buy a pack of Maryland cookies from the supermarket. Next, throw them all on the fire one by one and, using the calculator, count the number of chips before they melt completely. Warning: may cause death.
Actual answer: I dunno, ask Fluffalizer :D -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:29, 4 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
IRK! --Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:33, 4 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Pickle judgin'? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:34, 4 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Ok. File:Hmm.png --Skate1168 (Talk) 18:38, 4 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

A little message from me...

File:F.U..gif T3canolis would like you give you a hearty "Screw you" and a friendly gesture. Cheers!

Naw. I'm kiddin'.

--T3 04:29, 5 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Hey, eh?

Been looking around the featured images to see if any need featuring? Well, you should, it's not like my pictures need any featuring or anything... *cough* —rms talk 16:09, 8 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Also: You may have seen my new plan for the top ten articles. DO you like it? And if so, could help go and vote help convince people to vote, because I would like this to finally happen. That is one of the things I actually misss about Uncyc, so I would like to bring it here. —rms talk 21:18, 8 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I resent the umm, i forget the word

accusation! Didn't take me long, anyway Hindles waddup? I'm really liking your blog ....*drifts into bootlickery* ...it's tidy, anywho umm, I've got a hefty exam schedule until next monday, but after that I plan to be on so much my finger will hurt and the EPIC template will be used as a melee weapon to repeatedly smash my face in. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:04, 10 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Ah, over a week later and... but of course, I have found the remains of your mashed fingers scattered across the living room floor. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:02, 18 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Zees things can appen my friend. Looking back on what i said previously, I really did make little to no sense at all. Is it weird that I imagine I'm calm collected and coherent all of the time? Anyway, fnurdletoot officer --Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:32, 18 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry about making sense, I don't. This isn't Uncyclopedia, you know :D -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:43, 23 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Hi

Well, you know that I have a Youtube channel, and that i have a program that allows me to make videos with babies faces and cats and stuff, and I could and would like to make a ?pedia weekly show thing. But i need someone to second me with the ?pedia election position that has control over of site projects, such as the IllogiTV channel. (Please don't tell, i entered late) I could easily make an entire series. I am alreday thinking of some concepts. Plus, if you second me, I will give you some nachos. :-) —Raggle Fraggle King (My Talk • Contribs} 18:43, 18 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Meh, I say just go and do it anyway, who cares about the media positions and stuff. I could email you the YouTube username and password if you like. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:59, 21 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I already have it. *wink* ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:37, 22 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

/me stabs dan

you know! :P --<css> span.seppysig{ 

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I'm not here, I died of a heart attack. And besides, I'm off to watch England Under-21s. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 15:53, 26 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound. --T3 15:55, 26 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Excuse me

Hey you banned a user called 321 something and now i cant edit cuz apparently they have the same ip adress as me. plz unblock me. iwll contact other admins aswell. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:09, 28 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Hindles I dunno what to do about it, it's crazy. Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:22, 28 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
It's definitely one of those two? Just making sure it's nothing to do with that huge rangeblock Seppy made a couple of days ago. Probably not, but anyway, this is rather strange. I'll get to work on this matter and report back after my microwave noodles. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 09:56, 29 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
It is not, it is your ban which i solved but then you unbanned, the range-block does /not/ ban logged in users, yours however on the user did, so it either used the user's banned ip on RFK, which is more likely, and somehow on that page load the ip was the same as the banned user, or more bizziarely, and less explainable, it might have inherited that rangeblock, anyway, i fixed it already and now you just unbloxed my fix :( . --<css>

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The user in question is on a large range, this is the person you are banning, so you need to ban them so that any pre-existant accounts do not conflict with this ban. --<css>

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I can't edit Seppy you did not fix teh problem. It will not let me edit. It says I am indefinetley banned. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:23, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Nvr mind i can edit now. thx seppster. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:24, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Well, that certainly confused me, but glad it's fixed now. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:32, 30 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

The 1st Illogicopedian Times!

File:IllogiTimes1.png

To recieve this every other week, sign up here. —rms talk 20:21, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

LOL! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:01, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

IllogiTimes Interview

Hi I am The Investigative Journalist for The Illogicopedian Times and I need to ask you a few questions for an article I am writing.

  • Who came up with the phrase: "Aid Epoc Igolli"
  • Why was it put there?
  • Is it there to confuse new users?
  • Or is it a cheap excuse for a latin subtitle?
  • What Who created the new logo featuring it?
  • Is it all part of some mass conspiracy?

Please respond within 1 weeks. The next issue comes out in 2 weeks. Thanks ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 01:19, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Dont answer them Hindleyite! it will ruin the magik! --<css>

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I am a conpriracy theorist for the paper and RMS thought that The Mystery of The Logo Slogan was more insteresting than wat i first came up with! ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 12:52, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Conspiracy theorist, eh? Well here's one for you: the AID EPIC IGOLLI logo was actually made up by Eskimos on their trip to the Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica. Upon killing a seal, one was heard to announce "Aid Epoc, Igolli!" which in Eskimoese roughly means "I just killed one of my sled-dogs." Thus the slogan was born.
Real answer: nobody knows. I can tell you that the 'In illogic we trust' is an arbitrary line just put there to make the logo look a bit nicer. It isn't stolen from anywhere, and means nothing. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:32, 3 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hi

i hav erealized that some users have gold stars for fighting off vandals. Remeber that rapid fire lock or something, and i helped a great deal fighting him off, even recreating your personal subpages and stuff. Would it be possible for me to recieve a gold star for my actions. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 21:05, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Pffft, this is reminiscent as those kids that pester their parents for lube flavoured mars bars when they see you have them, and then you get that horrible evil look from the squirt's mother like it was somehow your fault. Rant aside, umm, yeah. It was basically just a rant. No real point or anything. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:17, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Also I don't know why, but whenever I upload an image it is broken. -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 13:10, 3 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Uhh..

..hey Mrs Hindleyak, me and some of the guys were just wondering if Dan could come out and play. We were just going to swing by the park, feed the ducks and maybe get down to a spot of pickle judging down on IRC? (Don't look at me, Seppy made me do it. He won't give my shiny Mewtwo back until you do :( ) Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:10, 6 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but Hindley's been a very naughty boy. He's not allowed out until he's scrubbed all the kitchen floor tiles until I can see my reflection in them. -- Mrs. Hindleyak 09:51, 7 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Old putrid

Sorry, I was on a holiday in Foulness. --Huge bob 15:51, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Hey hey, welcome back, Bob! How are things these days? We kept your beer warm for you, just how you like it ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:28, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Heyzzup

Umm, I'm with you on the feature prominence thing, do you want to put a restructure or whatever up for a discussion/vote. Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:01, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's not to belittle Seppy's work on the front page, which I quite like as a whole, but I just don't think writers get as much bang for their buck as they used to. Maybe we could have some featured categories or portals in the top right corner, maybe keep the writer of the month there, but bring the featured article and pic down to just above the news/vandalpedia/etc. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:31, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

't the hell?

Who made that IOTM archive/ page? Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:06, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Some anonymous IP dude writing his blog on Illogicopedia... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:13, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
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