Mnid, too

HIIIIII!

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be a admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's it all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” - on The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

Er, welcome. Yes. What the big template says. Or something. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 02:11, 29 Ergust 2011

Welcome and stuff.--Colonel Sanders 03:29, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

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Allo allo

Not that it matters, but... flug! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 01:40, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

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If you need the End Table or a Chaplain, I'm your man, otherwise, I'm bat shit crazy and my advice is usually dangerous. Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:57, 18 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

N00b Programz

Hello, Mnidawhatever. Welcome to Illogicopedia! However, I am terribly sorry to inform you that there is no equivalent to Adopt a n00b herem However, if it is a mentor you need, Colonel Sanders is on the case! I see you are a Uncle Pete regular, so I assume there is no need to go over basic wiki operations. Do you need help writing? If so, I can help! I am capable of writing stuff other than political nonsense, contrary to popular belief, but I usually choose not to. For example, see my very first article.

I can see about taking it up with Seppy and the Illogicomedia Foundation to put in place something similar to Adopt a n00b but with no guarantee of success.

I can help you as long as you want me to. In no time, you will be a member of the ?Pedia community! I also take it flattering you consider me important. I ain't no adminz here (Though I am on the ?media Foundation and Simple English Uncyclopedia, as well an extended right Member on other sites). Anything else, please hesitate to ask.--Colonel Sanders 16:55, 10 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)