Vishka Vishkovski

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“I Russian circus act”

- Vishka!

Vishka! Vishkovski! And the amazing dancing bear! On the hot coals! You will like.

He is Russian, and would like very much for you to employ him at your circus. Vishka!

He is in no way similar to Borat, though he does not really care what you think. His favourite word is 'Vishka', though he has never eaten a sausage in his life. How ironic. He is now deaf after a life of being able to hear.

“You nicked my quote.”

- Homer Simpson

Shurrup.

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