Waffle

Not to be confused with floor.

The waffle is the largest mammal in the world, with a size of DEPENDING ON HOW LARGE YOUR WAFFLE IRON IS. They live in kitchens and are 20 – 30 centimeters. But if you're really hungry they may be 1 meter. Wait, I thought they were larger than whales? They are, st00pid. But whales are 20 meters. Yes, but waffles still are larger. Uh? 'K. Dare to be stupid. GO AWAI. NO U NO U R Darth Vader? Not really. O'Reilly? Nah. I'm outta here. Anything to get rid of you. Sigh. LEAVE FOR GOD'S SAKE LOLKTHXBAI Meh. Oh, I'm sorry for the off-topic. Me too. Quiet, j00.z

Trivia

• You, sir, roffle my waffles.
• In FDDFGBVTGH: The Official Game V, the fifth hero fights five waffles on the fifth stage five times when the timer passes 5:05:05, if he has reached level five.
• The waffles' closest related animal is pancakes.
• ChaWIZZAH
• The above point was not related to waffles.
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• WAFFLEZ
• Holy waffles, Batman.
• All your waffle are belong to us.