Where's Waldo?

Can someone please tell me? He's pregnant with my baby!!

So he was a bigamist - I wondered why he didn't look at me at all during last night.

_{He became a fan of tombstoning: Jumping off a large cliff and landing on a very sharp rock. Woopsie!}

"Where" Games

Where's Waldo? Where's Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII? Where's The Cheese? Where's The Place In Which Jesus Died? Where's The Blooming Lavatory? Where is my beverage? Where's The Love? Where's The Dove? Where's The Glove? Where's The Obese Possum? Where's A Rat's Anus? Where's Women's Clothes? Where's The Poopies And The Piddles