Where's A Rat's Anus?
No, you won't find a rat's anus in Spain. No, you won't find a rat's anus in New Mexico. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Morocco. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Monaco. No, you won't find a rat's anus in my shoes. No, you won't find a rat's anus in New York. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Saskatoon. No, you won't find a rat's anus in dandruff. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Widow's Creek. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Swaziland. No, you won't find a rat's anus in China. No, you won't find a rat's anus in the former Soviet Onion. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Mexico. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Illinois. No, you won't find a rat's anus in Texas. No, you won't find a rat's anus in hell.
Where will you find a rat's anus?
Bah; I give up. But I can still search for...