Where is my beverage?

Why, it's all over your irate, angry lined, enraged face. Yeaaaah, I think I'm going to..

DECLARE JI-HAD!!!

(kicks ankles of foe slightly)

Ji-Had sucess-ow, why did you shoot me? The war is over - Allah won (spoken with the air of someone explaining 2+2).

(Other man walks away rubbing ankles and mopping his left earlobe).

"Where" Games

Where's Waldo? Where's Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII? Where's The Cheese? Where's The Place In Which Jesus Died? Where's The Blooming Lavatory? Where is my beverage? Where's The Love? Where's The Dove? Where's The Glove? Where's The Obese Possum? Where's A Rat's Anus? Where's Women's Clothes? Where's The Poopies And The Piddles