Your Face

“My eyes, my eyes! They burn when I look upon it!”

- everyone

“The clock face says 9 o'clock!”

- on Person who doesn't know what we're talking about here

“Confucius”

- on The flaming clock is burning my nine eyes on my face! Aaaaargh! The fires of doom are upon us

Your face is an abomination. The very personification of evil. It is a horrid thing, ugly and twisted - just like Barbies. Well, maybe not as bad as Barbies.

Predictable, yeah, but what was I supposed to say?

Aftermath

The flames from the burning clock burnt all of China, so then no one could make any products, because everything comes from China. Which means no more clock faces, and no more time!

All because of your face, reality is lost. :,-(

But...

Shut up. It's your fault. Go kill yourself. It will make everyone much happier in this void.

Actually, even better - go look in a mirror.

Behold the horror.