Agent Orange

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Agent Orange looking inconspicuous as usual

Agent Orange is the arch enemy of Agent Charlie, a Vietnam-era super-villain. Together, they played chess day in and day out until one of them swallowed all the pawns.

Knight controversy

In 1973, Agent Orange argues with Agent Charlie whether knights are bishops. The knight then ate the bishop and all prayed to the Lord Apple.

Death

Agent Orange has not yet died, but I am going to go kill him now. First, I will peel off his skin and give it to the dog. Then I will pick apart each and every piece of his insides before devouring them.

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