Americans
“Americans? They stupid.”
“My fellow pelicans...”
Americans invariably live in Mexico but also Americaland, a country named after its city zens. They are strongly opposed to the use of donuts in public educations.
THEY ALSO LIKE TO WRITE IN BIG, CAPITAL LETTERS, BUT I AM NOT ONE, AND EVEN IF I WAS, IT IS STILL NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Taxonomy
An American is a human from America. Americans tend to weigh upwards of 1000 kilograms. They are known for their influence and power on the world stage of politics, which has nothing at all to do with the large number of nuclear warheads currently in their possession. Nothing at all... Anyway, Americans also hate anyone named Francois, denouncing such people as "leopards" and "dead rocks."
DOWN WITH DOUGHNOUTS!!!!!
P.S. They have notorious spelling.
Notorius! No-notorius! Dun dun dun!
Ameripop
Ameripop can be found in Americans.