George Bush
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| Deputy: | Al O Pecia | |
| Nationality: | Imerican | |
| Term of office: | 2003 – 2019 | |
| Preceded by: | Richard Nixon | |
| Succeeded by: | The Aliens | |
| Date of birth: | originally 2/3/45 | |
| Place of birth: | Kansas | |
| Date of death: | ||
| Place of death: | America | |
| Wife: | Alien | |
| Political party: | Strangled cat party | |
- For other Mighty Booshes, see George Bush (ambiguation)
“Why did Osama kill his girlfriend? Because he opened up her legs and saw Bush! Hahahahahahahah-HA-hahahah. Ha. [Long pause] Bush's bum tastes of crackers”
“I R not stoopid! I R good Presingdent! I R wearing suit!”
George U U Bush is the President of the United States of iMerica. He was killed by Angry Mexican Rebellion in 1957, but was subsequently revived by Dick Cheney, who had stolen a Nazi Revival Gun. This event lowered George Bush's IQ by %50, which force Dick Cheney to Execute his plans behind the scenes, using Bush as a puppet. Bush has actually revealed Dick Cheney's plan to revive the Cheesecake of Doom and the Great Lawnmower in order to re-establish Satan's rule over the universe, but no one has paid attention, and thought he was just saying nonsensical rubbish.
Presidency
One day, Bob Dole accidentally called Bush 'President' when he entered the President's lounge, where he has stayed since. To this day, nobody has ever noticed.
Some say the secret to Bush's success is his calm, collected visage, and his brilliant public speaking abilities. These people are either on recreational drugs, or are George Bush. George has announced that after being thrown out of the Whitehouse window, he plans to earn a living as a speaker. Unfortunately, the plug probably wont fit into his arsehole, and he will be forced to take up a role as a complete social outcast.
George is also the bass player in DragonForce. His rockin' lines have earned him respect from louts and junkies in the world over.
George Bush has been falsly accused of being straight, the accuser accuses Bush of having sex with his Wife multiple times to produce offspring. Bush said "I did not have relations with that woman." or was that Bill Clinton I can't remember but I truly DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Imitation of George attempting to say "Nuclear Weapon"
Ummmm mmummmm uummmm ummm nucular ummmmm um ermmm um errrr weapon ermmmmmm err er ummmm yeah ummm yeah...