Eric Surma

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Eric Surma, birthed in 100 BC, is the son of the late John P Surma. Although Eric is notably the best samurai of the modern era, he has many other talents. Woodry is his most enjoyable hobby when he is not discovering new territories in the Persian Gulf. As an underwater diver, he has discoverd over five quintillion species, all pertaining to the same genus. Although he is still in Kindergarten, he is very agriculturally apt. Planting corn and rice patties are some of the few things this altruistic man loves to do on a mourning walk. Eric is also the American Gladiator, and an proven entomologist. Life is hard for Eric, but he survives on the algae growing on the outside of his underwater biology lab located in his backyard pond.