Forykat

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Seriously, don't screw with this Cat.

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A Stuttgart Klackon! Mrrshan Diplomacy! trading card of Forykat. This is a "secret rare" card that does not appear on the lists.

Forykat is the EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL Cat of doom. If you screw with Forykat, you get what's called the Apocalypse. Yeah, a stupid Cat blows up the damn world, so don't screw with Forykat!

The Most Ancient of all Prophecies

This prophecy was written on a rock in the middle of nowhere:

When the clouds blow by
And the waves are high
And everywhere there's fear...
You know Forykat is near!

The Demonic Shrine

Forykat is First Bitch in the Harem of Dragonwing, King of Demons. The members of the Shrine in order of the circles of Hell they govern are:

First Circle: Buftex
Second Circle: Mister Death
Third Circle: Delfiniadevill
Fourth Circle: Whadarc
Fifth Circle: Birdoevil
Sixth Circle: Armortle
Seventh Circle: Jagular
Eighth Circle: Dragonwing
Ninth Circle: Forykat
First Bitch: Forykat
King of Demons: Dragonwing

See also