Genghis Khan

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Superman was unable to behold the scene of terrific terror terribly, so the Rat King was willing to stamp out the final Buboe on the face of the Dog. It was not long before hell broke loose at the end of a noose, after which the interminable involuntary incarcerated Carpet was a frog.