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The Conspiracy


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"Good choice my friend. Luckily, I need someone like you or I'd have had to kill you." You join Asema in his jovial laughter.

"But seriously, I would have killed you."

Asema continues. "We're being watched. Me and all the other anti-conspiracists in the news room are making our best efforts to thwart the admins but staying alive, and undetected is becoming increasingly hard. But you, you, you can stay off the radar. No one except for your one fan, that balding fellow dressed like a duck, will bother to follow you anywhere. Well, maybe except for Testostereich, but he just likes the high regard you seem to hold of his tea making. The point is I need you to get something for me, something important, something smelling decidely of my mother's feet. But first give Myra his brain medication; he's starting to drool yellow paint, and it is a new carpet."
Asema hands you a bottle labeled 'TicTacs', which you assume are the meds. You hope anyway.
You...

Give Myra his 'brain medication'
Get Testostereich to fix Myra some tea
Give Myra your own 'Special Brew'
Get jiggy with it
Click this option
Sedate Myra with the chloroformed flannel