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Testostereich says he knows just the drink. He brings over a cup of what looks like his world famous, crystal-clear herbal tea. You lick your lips for Myra, who at this point is having a well mannered debate with one of the table legs. Suddenly a look of horror overcomes your face, Testostereich has just poured the thousand-quid-a-cup tea all over Myra.

Oh wait, it was just water. Clever Testostereich. Why that guy isn't the Unchallenged World Leader by now is beyond me, Myra seems to have calmed down. You pick Myra up off the floor and sit her down gently in her chair. She thanks you with several paperclips and a rubber band, which you obligingly accept in the hope these may be signs of an imminent promotion, or at least will help you pick the lock to the ladies toilets. You head back to Asema's desk.

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