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You are injured.


Liu Kang is injured.


You punch at Liu Kang's gut, but it looks like he had too much Subway today, and it bounces right off his muscular Chinese abs. In response, he grabs your hand and snaps it off. Luckily, you have a spare in your back pocket and some duct tape to go along. Liu Kang hands you a band aid and you gratefully stop the bleeding with it.


He then rips your crotch off.