IllogiNews:Big Brother strikes
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The UK, 8th December 2008
Illogicopedia today suffered at the hands of British censorship laws for the first time as the article Virgin Killer was deemed "Not pornographic enough" for the Internet Watch Foundation. A spokesperson for the Illogicopedia released a press statement admitting to the heinous crime and promising "not to degrade the site to the ranks of a serious, boring wiki".
The article, which portrayed a rather weak joke about Virgin owner Richard Branston, remains unavailable to view on British computers as the Pickled One threatened to slap a lawsuit upon Illogicopedia's sorry ass.
| [Tut, tut] Shame on Illogicopedia. Not enough boob. Boob I say! | ||
—Richard Branston on the article in question | ||
Illogicops will be deployed to the scene of the article until the incident has blown over. Anyone found clicking the page history link "would be prosecuted to the full extent of the law", according to one administrator, speaking in an official statement on PornoTube today.
| I feel utterly ashamed for myself. When that Mexicans template was stamped on there, I thought nothing of it... "just leave it be for a few days, someone else will make it more nonsensical", I said to myself. But now look what I have caused! Oh, sweet mercy... | ||
—Writer of the article in question, overreacting ever so slightly | ||