Miscellaneous

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Misc Stuffings!!1!

Tchochkes, thingamajigs, doodads, whatchamacallits, thinger-dingers, et cetera.

Bottle caps, rubber bands, hairpins, abandoned pen caps, paper clips, and post-its.

Bits of lint, paperweights, toenail clippers, toothpicks, and Chia Pets.

Potato peelers, novelty mugs, nasal spray bottles, and bronze statues of roosters.

What, doesn't everybody have one of those?