Ryperian Party
The Ryperian Party is the group of dictators that control the New World Order. They make oppressive rules which are morally wrong, but so frickin' funny when read with a Australian accent. Followers are called Ryperians or Norrisists, after their honorable dictator, Chuck Norris.
Formation
The Ryperian Party was formed when Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan joined forces to try to defeat Chuck Norris, but they failed, so they were forced to become Norris's allies, and they joined up with Mr. T, Vin Diesel, Clancy Brown, Samuel L. Jackson, Master Chief, Big Boss, Attila the Hun, Bill Elliott, and George W. Bush. They overthrew and killed The Three Bishes to overtake rule of the universe.
Views
The Ryperian Party is violently opposed to anything that is deemed morally or ethically correct. Their specific hatreds include: Workers' Unions, cows that don't moo and social services. Risking the Ryperian party's wrath is only inviting the destruction of the earth itself. The only reason the planet exists today is that most cows can moo and Chuck Norris, the party's most influential member, doesn't care about unions.
League of Supreme Dictators
- Ryan
- Chuck Norris
- Bob Saget
- Mr. T
- Vin Diesel
- Clancy Brown
- Big Boss
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Master Chief
- Bill Elliott
- Illogicopedia
- Attila the Hun
- George W. Bush
- Gandalf the Grey
- GandalfGandalf the White
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
- Benito Mussolini
- Blue Meanie
- Cowboy Curtis
- Jambi the Genie
- Robocop
- Terminator
- Captain Kirk
- Darth Vader
- Lo Pan
- Superman
- Every single Power Ranger
- Bill S. Preston
- Theodore Logan
- Spock
- The Rock
- Doc Ock
- Hulk Hogan
- Kyle Petty