The 12 Days of Christmas
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A list of things my true love sent to me:
- Marbles
- Schizophrenia
- A fake ID
- Canada
- Glow worms
- Sabrina the teenage werewolf
- Polka-dotted spectres of death
- A kiosk
- Gastric bypass surgery
- FIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIINGS!!!
- The head of Bill Clinton
- A cherry
- Andy Partridge in a patchery
- Schindler's Liszt
- Drunk wolves
- I'm not sure what it is and I wish it would stop eating my liver. I need that to live.
- Cars... lots of cars.