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  The following texts are quoted from real life interaction by real users on the webchat site Omegle. 
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Roll Text!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey are u horny
You: me so horny
You: me love you long time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: say hi
Stranger: !
You: no
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: why
You: your so demanding :P
You: i'm not ready for that kind of commitment
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i do what the program said to me
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: have some spine :P

Stranger: heyyy 19 m australia :)
You: stop flirting with me, i'm a shemale
[00:32:27] RMSam: Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  hi
You: 8=============D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  i
Stranger: hi
Stranger: h
Stranger: iihih
Stranger: hi
You: almost had it
You: you overshot it a bit though
Stranger: haha
You: ^_^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me a detailed story of suck my clit.
You: Pass, can i buy a vowel?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: You can.
Stranger: Which do you want Billy?
You: How many times do i have to tell you, My names Reggie Wincest
[00:53:26] Sheppy: call me back, i closed the window by mistake :/

Stranger:  Take your hands off your penis, now! O.O
You: awww, why are you being such a cock block?
Stranger: Cause I do what I want.
Stranger: DENIED.

You:  jailbait?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: :D
You: wanna come to my birthday party?
Stranger: ha?
Stranger: I do not know you
You: he who, dares wins.
You: it's gonna be awesome
You: loads of people are coming
You: including you, and my dad
You: and the cake is not a lie
Stranger: ?
Stranger: from?
You: doesn't matter, my dad's fleet of jets will fly everyone in
You: when i told mommy and daddy that my friends were the internet, they said, well we have to meet them

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m
Stranger: 26 uk
Stranger: u?
You: m, 26 uk
Stranger: weird!
You: not really, I lied!
Stranger: realy?!!!
You: yeah, sorry, I'm just a cunt like that
Stranger: lol
You: but I am male, uk
Stranger: don't go trying to chat me up
Stranger: i'm not gay
You: fine with me
You: i am also of the straight persuasion
Stranger: cool
You: this is a bit void
Stranger: yup
Stranger: c ya
You: bgye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CEF
You: hey, that's my name!
You: stalker!
You: i'm calling the cops
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  hey
You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: asl
You: aaaaaaaasssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllll
Stranger: what is wrong with you?

You: sup
Stranger: hi
Stranger: slut
You: you have low expectations of a slut
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes
Stranger: have you a msn
Stranger: we can talk there
You: but then you wouldnt be anon would you :P
Stranger: yes but i don't care
Stranger: we are friends
You: I do!
Stranger: on the net
Stranger: and me i want to meet the girls there
You: it removes the mysterious romance that is you trying to chat up a guy
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: wow, you're the sharpest tool in the box aren't you :P
Stranger: yess
Stranger: it is me
You: glad we cleared that up
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: I AM FROM SWEDEN
Stranger: and you?
You: bit brash, you're the one assuming the internet is made of hot women :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: are you the monkey
You: totally, with more brains than you.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: what's up?
You: cum stain i left on my ceiling
Stranger: damn, you got a good shot
You: drew a little target on it and everything
Stranger: bullseye?
You: more the spray you get with a shotgun
Stranger: ah
Stranger: buckshot
You: indeed
You: some of it just dropped on me..
Stranger: that sucks
You: does
You: i should probably have waited for mum to leave the room
Stranger: nah, she probably liked it
You: it is her kind of thing
You: you know her?
Stranger: I see her around
Stranger: but never met her personally
You: people always tell me she's got one of them faces
You: also, whut?

Stranger:  lookin 4 female who like cock and is in london and might be willin to meet i hav msn and cam
You: imma put my dick away first
You: sorry what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: had toad in the hole
Stranger: Nice home made?
You: of course
You: what do you take me for
You: some kind of charlatan
Stranger: It was a question not a statement.
You: well, it's not what you said, but the way you said it

[01:34:41] Sheppy: Stranger: hey stranger
You: a wild stranger appeared
Stranger: um....

[01:36:54] Sheppy: Stranger: r u a boy
Stranger: im a girl
You: mmm, i'm a guy
Stranger: umm...
Stranger: ...
You: i don't know what could have been misconstrued about that statement, seemed pretty clear.
[01:42:23] Sheppy: Stranger: do u love me
You: i dunno, wanna come to my birthday party and find out?
Stranger: yeah!!

Stranger: nigger?
You: naw
Stranger: good i hate niggers
Stranger: along with gays and jews
You: cool
You: what's your name?
Stranger: 12 inch
Stranger: u?
You: adolf
Stranger: dumb nig

You: do you have a beard?
Stranger: I ain't no man-lady
You: thats a shame, i can trust people with beards
You: you should grow one
Stranger: I wish I could.
You: you just have to believe

You:  hey
Stranger: hi
You: You passed
You: congratulations
Stranger: thank you
You: now go!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  hi
You: first i was afraid
Stranger: why ??
You: i was petrified
You: kept thinking i could never live without you by my side
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: u make me a essay?
You: no, write it yourself you lazy git
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im not lazy git
Stranger: i just thought essay
Stranger: coz u write so long
You: me love you long time?

Stranger: why?
You: TRY MY PRODUCT
You: PENIS LONGERER CLICK HEAR
Stranger: where click?
You: HEAR

Stranger: cant click
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fool
Stranger: you just lack the sophistication for an intelligent conversation
Stranger: uneducated peasant
You: I can converse elegantly if needs be, however it does require two to tango
You: and so far, your linguistic skills have left much to be desired

You:  m or f
Stranger: f
You: great, i hate mondays too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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