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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey are u horny You: me so horny You: me love you long time Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: say hi Stranger: ! You: no Stranger: ohh Stranger: why You: your so demanding :P You: i'm not ready for that kind of commitment Stranger: sorry Stranger: i do what the program said to me Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: have some spine :P
Stranger: heyyy 19 m australia :) You: stop flirting with me, i'm a shemale [00:32:27] RMSam: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: 8=============D Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i Stranger: hi Stranger: h Stranger: iihih Stranger: hi You: almost had it You: you overshot it a bit though Stranger: haha You: ^_^
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Tell me a detailed story of suck my clit. You: Pass, can i buy a vowel? Stranger: Yes. Stranger: You can. Stranger: Which do you want Billy? You: How many times do i have to tell you, My names Reggie Wincest [00:53:26] Sheppy: call me back, i closed the window by mistake :/
Stranger: Take your hands off your penis, now! O.O You: awww, why are you being such a cock block? Stranger: Cause I do what I want. Stranger: DENIED.
You: jailbait? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: :D You: wanna come to my birthday party? Stranger: ha? Stranger: I do not know you You: he who, dares wins. You: it's gonna be awesome You: loads of people are coming You: including you, and my dad You: and the cake is not a lie Stranger: ? Stranger: from? You: doesn't matter, my dad's fleet of jets will fly everyone in You: when i told mommy and daddy that my friends were the internet, they said, well we have to meet them
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: m Stranger: 26 uk Stranger: u? You: m, 26 uk Stranger: weird! You: not really, I lied! Stranger: realy?!!! You: yeah, sorry, I'm just a cunt like that Stranger: lol You: but I am male, uk Stranger: don't go trying to chat me up Stranger: i'm not gay You: fine with me You: i am also of the straight persuasion Stranger: cool You: this is a bit void Stranger: yup Stranger: c ya You: bgye Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: CEF You: hey, that's my name! You: stalker! You: i'm calling the cops Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Stranger: asl You: aaaaaaaasssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllll Stranger: what is wrong with you?
You: sup Stranger: hi Stranger: slut You: you have low expectations of a slut Stranger: haha Stranger: yes Stranger: have you a msn Stranger: we can talk there You: but then you wouldnt be anon would you :P Stranger: yes but i don't care Stranger: we are friends You: I do! Stranger: on the net Stranger: and me i want to meet the girls there You: it removes the mysterious romance that is you trying to chat up a guy Stranger: are you a guy? You: wow, you're the sharpest tool in the box aren't you :P Stranger: yess Stranger: it is me You: glad we cleared that up Stranger: fuck you Stranger: I AM FROM SWEDEN Stranger: and you? You: bit brash, you're the one assuming the internet is made of hot women :P Stranger: haha Stranger: and you? Stranger: are you the monkey You: totally, with more brains than you.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: what's up? You: cum stain i left on my ceiling Stranger: damn, you got a good shot You: drew a little target on it and everything Stranger: bullseye? You: more the spray you get with a shotgun Stranger: ah Stranger: buckshot You: indeed You: some of it just dropped on me.. Stranger: that sucks You: does You: i should probably have waited for mum to leave the room Stranger: nah, she probably liked it You: it is her kind of thing You: you know her? Stranger: I see her around Stranger: but never met her personally You: people always tell me she's got one of them faces You: also, whut?
Stranger: lookin 4 female who like cock and is in london and might be willin to meet i hav msn and cam You: imma put my dick away first You: sorry what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: had toad in the hole Stranger: Nice home made? You: of course You: what do you take me for You: some kind of charlatan Stranger: It was a question not a statement. You: well, it's not what you said, but the way you said it
[01:34:41] Sheppy: Stranger: hey stranger You: a wild stranger appeared Stranger: um....
[01:36:54] Sheppy: Stranger: r u a boy Stranger: im a girl You: mmm, i'm a guy Stranger: umm... Stranger: ... You: i don't know what could have been misconstrued about that statement, seemed pretty clear. [01:42:23] Sheppy: Stranger: do u love me You: i dunno, wanna come to my birthday party and find out? Stranger: yeah!!
Stranger: nigger? You: naw Stranger: good i hate niggers Stranger: along with gays and jews You: cool You: what's your name? Stranger: 12 inch Stranger: u? You: adolf Stranger: dumb nig
You: do you have a beard? Stranger: I ain't no man-lady You: thats a shame, i can trust people with beards You: you should grow one Stranger: I wish I could. You: you just have to believe
You: hey Stranger: hi You: You passed You: congratulations Stranger: thank you You: now go! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: first i was afraid Stranger: why ?? You: i was petrified You: kept thinking i could never live without you by my side Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: u make me a essay? You: no, write it yourself you lazy git Stranger: lol Stranger: im not lazy git Stranger: i just thought essay Stranger: coz u write so long You: me love you long time?
Stranger: why? You: TRY MY PRODUCT You: PENIS LONGERER CLICK HEAR Stranger: where click? You: HEAR
Stranger: cant click Stranger: lol Stranger: fool Stranger: you just lack the sophistication for an intelligent conversation Stranger: uneducated peasant You: I can converse elegantly if needs be, however it does require two to tango You: and so far, your linguistic skills have left much to be desired
You: m or f Stranger: f You: great, i hate mondays too Your conversational partner has disconnected.