User:Jojo Randomise/the real one

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File:Infinity hat.gif This user is a LV99 Wizard, but can't get to LV100 till he defeats the dragon king. SUCKER!!! File:Mystic hats.gif


What i believe...

The Mighty Ducks Triumph Again!!! File:Duck.jpg







  • That YOU SHOULD DIE !!
  • That everythings a conspiricy.
  • That the world will end tomorrow.
  • That tomorrow never comes.
  • That the world is not enough.
  • Neither is the universe.
  • Or the whole of existence and non-exisistence.
  • But maybe your soul is...
  • SELL ME YOUR SOUL!

Random Articles I Have Created!

Check these out...

And probably more, but i can't remember them.

Unfinished Articles

The incredibly short adventures of Joe T-D and Jimbo Obmij

My Signature

--|File:Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|File:Duck flag.jpg 22:06, 11 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

My C.R.A.P Article

user:Jojo Randomise/Frosty the snowman GOES HIGH ON HEROIN!

Amount of duck haters i have killed

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But yew still haven't got me! Ahahahaha-ow! Who shot me? --25px-MetalFlower.jpg

Heh Heh never underestimate me :p----|File:Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|File:Duck flag.jpg 22:32, 27 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Awards

Insane Award
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Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK


This article smells funny, so it has been awarded a smiley face air freshener. File:Smiley Face.jpg









This article is really, really random.

Not that there's anything wrong with that,
but I thought I'd better warn you in advance, or else your brain might explode.

My irc chats (Heh heh i can be annoying)

    <JojoRandomise> Hey Guys
    <TKF|Gone> Hai.
    <JojoRandomise> Wat?
    <TKF|Gone> Hai = Hi
    <TKF|Gone> Jeeziz.
    <JojoRandomise> Wot about Jeeziz? lol.
    <TKF|Gone> Jeeziz = Jesus
    <TKF|Gone> Feck.
    <JojoRandomise> Wot about feck?
    <TKF|Gone> Feck = Me.
    *** TKF|Gone is now known as TKFeck


    * TReich cups his ear
    * JojoRandomise SHOUTS OUT LOUD!!!!!!!
    * TReich cries
    * JojoRandomise pats TReich on the back
    * TReich cant hear him
    * JojoRandomise gets annoyed
    * TReich runs                       - into a wall
    * JojoRandomise laughs and is hit by a falling anvil 
    * TReich decides not to laugh, a wise move
    * JojoRandomise drops an anvil on TReichs head to make it fair
    * TReich headers it into the goal
    <TReich> GOAL!!!!!!!!!!
    <JojoRandomise> Offside
    <TReich> o come on
    <TReich> REF!!
    <TReich> i mean seppy
    <JojoRandomise> it was miles off!
    <TReich> SilentPenguin: seppy?
    <TReich> nuh-uh
    <JojoRandomise> red card
    * TReich hits JojoRandomise with the cornerflag
    <SilentPenguin> ah?
    <SilentPenguin> wha?*
    * JojoRandomise rips off the crossbar and repeatedly hits TReich with it