WTF:The Article

DID SOME ONE SAY WTF?!??!?!!?

YEAH ME!!

WHY?

CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT

O RLY?

YA RLY

LOLROFLMAOZEDONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I PWND UR FACE N00B

WTF? _{the article}

If that was not the weirdest opening to an article ever, lets get to the good stuffs.

Okay so I was like walking around and KABLAM! _{how is this the good stuffs?}. Well... KABLAM! I got scared and I was like WOAH!! And whatever said KABLAM was like WOAH!!! WOAH!!!

Okay. What the HECK was that?

I dunno.

Yet another heading

Haha. It's another heading...

This article will have alot of headings

It's just a fact.

Are you getting mad at ALL of these headings? Me too.

Okay... I'll stop it... MAYBE.. Muhahahaahahahahahahahhaha! Oo. I broke my spleen....

“I really don't know...”

- George Hamburg on When asked, "How do you break your spleen?"

So here's our next contestant... SANITY..

“BOOO!!!”

- Teh Crowd

Regis: So Sanity, how are you?

Sanity: Sane

Regis: So, ya wanna play?

Sanity: Yeah.

Regis: Let's play Millionaire!

BOOM!!!

The Millionaire set gets DESTROYED!!!

So I was walking and I saw a potato. That's it.

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Randumb By George Hamburg

This is randumb

I like to plandum?

If you are a vandal

Something about a sandal

Erm...

Lemme change the title.

Randumb By George Hamburg A horrible Poet

Much better.. MUCH better....

“What you sayin' bout sandals?”

- A guy that wears Hollister and thinks he's awesome for it.

ME LIKE QUOTES HAHA!!!

“This is a quote!”

- Me

“Also a quote!”

- Me on , again

“Uh... I love quotes....”

- Me

WHAT? IT'S THE OMG SCARY ALIEN!!!

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See? He's here!

Who wants Toast? _notME!

Yeah Yeah Yeah!! YOU KNOW IT!!!

what was that?

$poop+farting-eatingcheese=Magic!$

so to answer your question, it was MAGIC

$me+you=nothing$

T3 WHY'D I PUT MY SIG?

Finally Another Heading!!

Oh! Another Heading!

I've been waiting SO LONG!!!

Oh! Another heading!

I love the headings!

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

YEAH!!!

--T3PO

Roger: Hey guess what?

John: What?

Roger: I'm gonna kill you! :-)

John: Oh.. Isn't that funny...

BANG!

“Why is this called "WTF:The Article". It should be called many articles in one. You don't know good titles”

- Sanity

Random Link! <-- Click it! You know you want to....

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So why'd did I write this?

Why did I write this? By George Hamburg

I wrote this because

I'm bein' chased by The fuzz

I wrote it because I wanted to

And I've got nothin' to do

Except write an article for you

It's true

I'm not a jew?

My favorite letter is Q

A cow makes the sound MOO

*Sniff* Smells like poo

George Hamburg

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Children Bckbye has raped given ice cream to since you've started reading this

ME LIKE COUNTERS!!

I also like quotes!

“Oh... Dear god.. Not this again...”

- The OMG Scary Alien

Are you Freaking Kidding Me?

“Stop advertising your other articles in your articles, it's annoying”

- You

RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!

God damn banana phone! Why don't you come with Caller ID?

MORE RANDOMNESS!!!

“NOOO!!!”

- You

“YES!!!!”

- Me

“Dude you suck at randumb articles. Look at me, I'm the master”

- Dxpenguinman

“Shut up...”

- Me

“They're gonna get us!! AH!!!”

- Unknown man in tin foil hat

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Ah... I love this image...

UH OH!!! A RANDOM YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!

Okay... That might of been somewhat planned. It's not like I'm subscribed to those guys...

BAMBAMKABOOSH!!!!

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Oh shit.

IllogiNews:Bambamkaboosh drops lawsuit

Phew....

Is this the END??

YES!!! _{weren't expecting that}