Wikisaurus
Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!
“The Wikisaurus!!!!!
Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!”
The Wikisaurus is the most dangerous monster in the Universe. Grues, Anti-Grues, Eurgs, Dragons, Hobgoblins, Eels, Trolls, Jews, Bio-Jews, Humans n' Moogles, Ninja Pirates, even Godzilla, the Wikipedia Monster, Chuck Norris, the Jesusaurus rex and God himself are horrified and scared by this dreadful creature. The Wikisaurus is terribly disgusted by Barney the Dinosaur, the Chlorasaurus and Your mom and will destroy them on sight, but he will rather try to avoid them. The Wikisaurus is often described as being vaguely related to the Thesaurus, however, the Wikisaurus is far more powerful. Although the classification of the Wikisaurus is very vague as no known researcher has been known to survive the attack of the Wikisaurus, it is generally conceived to be a reptile and more accurately a dinosaur. It is known to terrorize wiki's, spreading death and chaos.
It is currently located in Wiktionary, a Wikipedia-styled imitation of dictionaries. The Wikisaurus' main weapon of mass destruction is his mouth, never look into its mouth, it will double your knowledge of language, mostly concerning an index of synonyms and antonyms, resulting in insanity and eventually the explosion of your head, if your brain survives it will subsequently asplode. The Wikisaurus weakness are being studied but scientists say that the only weakness of the Wikisaurus is Soviet Russia, because in Soviet Russia YOU kill the Wikisaurus!! André Breton, Oscar Wilde, and Jimbo Wales have made an agreement with the Wikisaurus that they would not be killed if they would supply a considerable amount of victims every day and would worship him as the only true ruler of the universe, many anonymous users and a few registered ones are sacrificed every day to please the Wikisaurus. So beware, you might be next!!!!!
See also
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