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Yo there. This is the archive for the Did You Knows that have appeared on the front page at one point or another.

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Did you know...

  • ... that you CAN actually edit Illogicopedia if you really really want to?
  • ... that all of the above was written by goats?
  • ... That @@@@@@@@@@?
  • ... that there is nothing on TV? Actually really, it's all inside the damn thing.
  • ... that my atlas melted because of global warming?
  • ... that Jesus (pronounced "He"-"zus") my Mexican gardener loves you?
  • ... that you were going to wake up today to read this?
  • ... that our paths were inextricably linked and I will rape you?
  • ... that the one above this was probably a bit too far?
  • ... OH GOD I'VE RAPED YOU?!?!?
  • ... that if you have blue eyes you absorb slightly more ultraviolet radiation than other people? SOmething that will be essential to survival in the great apocalypse of 2012
  • ... that 2 is greater than or equal to X?
  • ... that if a tree falls into wood and no one's around to hear it that it's more than 70% likely to give the eventual recipient of it's final form a papercut?
  • ... that error lolbag roflcopter error 404 is probably not in the Concise Oxford Dictionary?
  • ... That LORD BAHOPERK is disguised as your face today?
  • ... that this page exists?
  • ... that October is Sentient Pumpkin History Month? It's like Black History Month, only for Sentient Pumpkins! It's purpose is to make you feel totally inadequate for not being a sentient pumpkin. When is human history month?
  • ... that BONJOOK demands praise?
  • ... Only one of the men in black is actually black?
  • ... The Doctor is a homosexual?
  • ... CARBON DIOXIDE IS EVIL?
  • ... street sweepers kill more people than dinosaurs every year?
  • ... That LORD BAHOPERK is disguised as a digestive biscuit today?
  • ... that 3 - C=8 where C is an arbitrary constant?
  • ... that I think that oatmeal cookies are better than chocolate chip?
  • ... THAT I LIEK UBUNTU?? till it crashes in the middle of updates though. Stupid Wubi installer!
  • ... that apathy iszs teh saddedst thinnged everrer?
  • ... sticks and stones may break my bones and Ewoks are just there to prove it?
  • ... sticks and stones may break my bones and words will drive me to the point of suicide?
  • ... that -- --- .-. ... .   -.-. --- -.. .   .. ...   . ...- .. .-..?
  • ... that that guy wrote another article?