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Did you know...

... that apples are mad?
... that 019324 0923842902914 129348 92830945094692 8092384109 329085 0923?
... that beef paste is made out of beef? Who knew?!
... that every second Eebleday of the month, bacon is placed upon the Illogicopedia in a ceremony involving beef paste, 100 ravenous penguins and a flatulent binman?
... that nun explosions are the most feared force in nature?
... that 20% of the Ukraine is counterfeit teabags?
... that most people, upon seeing paper, say "holy jeebs!"?
... the wizard's woes and the bazzled bees, made ma momma and ma dadda cut all da trees. Why oh why, please oh please.
... that stealing is bad, mmkay?
... That I eat sanwiches in my sleep? Signed, Project Alpha
... that Shovel Combat was a form of defense invented by gold miners in the Gold Rush?
... that most internet users are either nerds or losers?
... that finders keepers makes the losers weepers?
... that Aluminum Bárons² is a popular band that bangs pots and pans together for music?
... that a baseball cap worn sideways makes you look like a twatt?
... that there is a small Asian girl, half asleep at her computer because her friend isn't letting her get off instant messenger?
... that the book is only halfway on the desk?
... that I despise summer homework?
... that I want some toast?
... that LORD BAHOPERK is disguised as France today?
... that Starfish Loves You?
... that I eat cats?
... that you're invisible now!
... That the flute is the absolutely hardest instrument to play of all time?

... That there is no one online right now and I am lonely and slightly depressed?
- ... that I am also lonely and slightly depressed?
... That dishes are mostly served cold in Antarctica?
... That if you spill ink on a sea sponge, it shrivels up into a compact blue ball?
... That if you press the "feeling lucky" button on goggle enough times you'll end up dead?
... That the muffin man is neither a man nor a muffin but a small fly, endemic to the Galapagos?
... that this was a triumph?
... thatmyspacebarisbroken?
... that you are being turned into a fag by genetically engineered food?
... that You Didn't Know?
... the muffin man, the muffin man? We found him in your trunk.
... that EVERYTHING YOU SAY BRINGS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK?
... that I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREATHE 'CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK?
...that Real Life Cops: The Reality Series is a TV show that YOU can no longer edit?
... that the average concentration pill contains a chemical called dextromethamphetamine, which is the right hand isomer of methamphetamine? I swear its true.
... that you are disgusting, go on, get out!
... that sheep make excellent tampons for giants?
... that Something Stupid This Way Cometh was a momentarily popular board game that lowered your intelligence?
... that the admins remvoved a msall flamewar that used to be below this and they will probably delete this too?

... that 2 belts!!!!! Is better than 1?? Cause you look at it and are like, is that his underwear??!?! NO, ITS ANOTHER BELT!!!!
... that what the crap!? I forgot what I was going to say!
... that .... THAT?
... that Chauvy Crisp makes a nice, light snack-in-shining armor?
... that you know too much?
... that's quite a nice hat you have there.
... that if you make someone dead today, you can receive a Go To Jail Free card?
... that... oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaaaaaane!
... that your shoes are untied? Made you look! Haha!
... that § is a snowflake?
... that J jays B? That's not quite a high street sports retailer but it is a rather meaningful sentence in the context of this article.
... that my nose itches A LOT?
... that I need you with me right here right now?
... that I'm not lysdexic manyore?
... that Oprah got strangled in her curtains?
... that my question mark button doesn't work@
... that chicken nuggets aren't made from chicken, but turkey?
... that 5/4 of the world isn't good at fractions?
... that you are reading this sentence?
... that you can lead a horse to water which will provide a nice meal?
... that Das Pussyvator is an 18-R rated direct-to-video release that occasionally gets shown on the Big Boy's Channel?
... that today, Abgus Heath is a simple window washer, perving on Bill Clinton wherever possible?