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New 'uns at top, homeslice.
- ...that Guitar Hero: Thick as a Brick recently got Jethro Tull's Thick as a Brick 2 added as downloadable content?
- ...that swivel-lipped anaphylaxis Brim-full Subside contraption is neither here nor there?
- ...that Articles with really long titular titles and lots of redundancy in their titles and got some not good grammar too generally tend to lean towards being a great disappointment, especially if you're like me, and you have this thing about run-on sentences, not reading them but writing them, in your articles anyway, and so this inevitably leads to an article with a title so awfully long and, let's face it, why should you even read the whole thing? I mean, the title itself is probably longer than the article itself, per se... oh, all those stupid Latin quotes and references too, like it makes me a smarty-nerd type or something, like I don't have enough problems with my image for God's sake... I mean, really, you wouldn't want to be on the end of the scalliwag, in any and perhaps all cases, that... might just be worth a peek at, so to speak, per se?
- ...that you can use your frequent flyer miles to take Aikido lessons in Turkey?
- ...that the munchies are a frequent side-effect of Viagra?
- ...that your enemy can be defeated by turning their flatulence against them, using Aikido?
- ...that Attila the hun was sympathetic to Bonnie Prince Redondo?
- ...that House Plantagenet never attempted bake and wake?
- ...that the monkey fell out of the tree?
- ...that the chicken crossed the road?
- ...that Francis E. Dec was a prophetic savant who ruthlessly messiahed a cult of one?
- ...that the crux of the biscuit is the Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins?
- ...that Hangman-rope Underling made sense last night?
- ...that everybody loves Grunteloons?
- ...that before Atlantis disappeared beneath the waves, lobster based programming was the paradigm du jour?
- ...that They drive to work using speed dial, but they're still hungry?
- ...that Provolone cheese, hot peppers and brown mustard on a bulky roll, please?
- ...that Mongol hordes stripped the Caucasus of zebu?
- ...that some implications of sniffing fairy dust include gradual memory loss and in some cases... sleep floating?
- ...that's gangsta, son?
- ...that preaching to the choir is a lost art?
- ...that a smack to the head is worth two in the bush?
- ...that frontally installed hurling brackets will never accumulate more than BibbStepp195?
- ...that when you breathe a pineapple into your stomach - your liver hich-hikes to your stomach to decomepose the pineapple?
- ...that when judges try cases, they always wear their bench briefs?
- ...that pointlessness is next to Godlessness?