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A Family group of related people consisting of:
- one dad
- one mother
- one boy
- one girl
- one baby (no defined sex needed)
- one (or more) mistresses (optional)
- a cheerio
Optional
- one cheerful neighbour
- one dog
- one cat
- one maid
- one butler
- one annoying boss for the dad
- a whole group (up to 8 people) of women to come around for coffee (or tea) during the afternoon for the mothers tea party
- one bus driver for the kids
Must
- the father Must hate his boss
- the mother Must be consistantly cheerful
- the mother Must enjoy: cleaning, gardening, cooking, helping kids with their homework, laughing politely, nagging (only sometimes though), wearing aprons, chatting (not talking) and most importantly, smiling.
- the son Must have a comb-over
- the girl Must have a really cheesy smile
- the girl Must wear a pink bow at all times
- one of the children Must have a "crush" with a kid at school
- the Must all be smiling for at least 20 hours of the day.
- the household pets Must get along with each other.