Ryan

This article is about one of the users here. Technically it should have been removed as vanity, but we let it stay. Well don't look at me!

Ryan is a mysterious person said to be living on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean somewhere near Australia. It remains a mystery why he lives there, although it is said it is because MITCH DID IT!!!!. He does not eat. Why? This is what we are going to find out now.

Some reasons may be:

• No food down there. Well, unless you count those stupid tube worms, but you should not eat those, they are DISGUSTING!! YUCK!!
• He'd rather know the cheese
• He put a message on himself saying "R E T I R E D This user is no longer active on Eat."
• He got bored
• It was Mitch's fault
• It was User:Jake K's fault
• It was your fault
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• He read this list and decided to do every one of the things on this list