User:Zaiger420/Anti-Editing Club
| File:EDpolice.gif | WARNING: The Anti-Editing Club is a bunch of FUCKING CRYBABIES. Proceed with caution: MAJOR BUTTHURT ahead. |
The Anti-Editing Club is Deviant Art's very own invasion board; a coalition of butthurt teenaged dramawhores who believe that tracing should be an offense punishable by death. It was formed around 5.30 last thursday by a bunch of whining little cocksluts who were jealous of MaruMariMaru's overwhelming popularity. Suffering from a terminal case of unwarrented self-importance, they got together after DA's admin ignored their complaints as a shitload of emo flaggotry. Their main objective is to brutally assfuck every last tracer from DA's hallowed grounds, along with anyone who dares to disagree with them. As an invasion board, they have been spectacularly successful, trolling hundreds of innocent victims who had never traced an image in their life (frequently on no more than the vaguest of rumors).
Unfortunately, the AEC's reign of error came to a premature conclusion when DA threatened to lower the banhammer on them. True to their feminine nature, they immediately bent over the table and bared their assholes to their rightful overlords, begging for mercy like the worthless little bitches they are. The Club has since cleaned up its act by insisting that accusations of tracing are backed up by solid evidence. They now claim that they never intended to harrass anyone, but were simply trying to prevent copyright infringements and show support for real artists other crapshit losers like themselves.
Despite their superficial attempts to follow DA's non-harrassment policies, they are still the same devious little cuntwipes they always were, and secretly continue trolling tracers and editors anyone they don't like. In a way, The Anti-Editing Club is DA's version of The cancer that is killing /b/, except with more fail, less lulz, and infinitely more dramawhoring. They have recently begun a campaign to blank THIS PAGE and prevent the truth getting out; a clear indication of their lying, butthurt hypocrisy. Evidently, they can Flame the shit out of anyone they choose, but NO ONE is allowed to troll them in return. This is undoubtedly because, like every other masturbating retard on DA, they are special,unique, and so much MORE IMPORTANT than anyone else.
Modus Operandi
The Anti-Editing Club often claims that they flag suspected editors because tracing is wrong and should be stopped. This is, if course, complete bullshit. The AEC is entirely motivated by MALICIOUS, INFANTILE JEALOUSY. As repeatedly stated in their incredibly butthurt journal, they absolutely hate MaruMariMaru's immense popularity and want to rape her ass off DA by any means possible. This was, in fact, their SOLE REASON for getting together in the first place.
It happened something like this: some time ago in the deep, dark recesses of 2005, a bunch of CRAPSHIT DA fan tartists noticed that Marina's pageview count was well over 9000; much higher than all of theirs put together. This didn't seem at all fair, as they had worked long, hard hours to create their SHITTY ANIMU FANPICS, while Marina had just traced over a couple of screencaps. What made it worse was that Maru's edits were VISIBLY BETTER than ANYTHING they could ever produce.
Being a pack of SNIVELLING TEENAGED FLAGGOTS, they immediately took their case to DA's administration (Bawwwww!! Marina cheated!! It's not fair!!! She broke the rules!!! We're gonna tell!!) who promptly ignored them completely (because let's face it; who really gives a fuck about this juvenile gradeschool shit anyway?). Realising they had been openly dissed by the management (and with good reason), they decided to take the law into their own hands and use DA's mentally challenged userbase as their own private army. And thus was formed The Anti-Editing Club: Deviant Art's very own version of The Butthurt Squad and a classic source of online faggotry.
Although the group was established with the purpose of bringing MaruMariMaru to the gallows, it soon expanded its scope to include other known tracers, unknown tracers, suspected tracers, closet tracers, gay tracers, lesbian tracers and everyone else they don't like. Because the AEC is ALWAYS RIGHT, anybody who disagrees with them is automatically branded a troll: they are not stating an opposing viewpoint; they are condoning art theft and must therefore be buttfucked with the banhammer as often as possible. In actual fact, THERE IS NO OPPOSING VIEWPOINT, because PIECE OF SHIT FLAGGOTS are NEVER WRONG and they have a GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to impose their rules upon everybody else.
The AEC's method of operation is almost retardedly simple.
If you think someone might be tracing (or are just butthurt over some equally trivial highschool crap), get the AEC to flame the living fuck out of them until they eat shit and die. You can do this by posting their link to the Club's page and calling them a tracer. No evidence whatsoever is required, because if anyone is capable of drawing better than YOU, then they MUST be a lying, thieving, cock-smoking tracer. A fucking lynch mob will instantly form to crapflood the victim's gallery and cuntrape her with a rusty chainsaw. These tactics have proven devastatingly effective in the past; legitimate users have been driven off the site with less than 24 hours of sustained abuse. As mentioned above, proof is not required: if someone's pagecount is higher than yours, they're a PIECE OF SHIT TRACER and they fucking deserve it.
(NB: in the unlikely event that the victim bawwwwws to the management, don't panic. This is DA; nothing will happen because the admin couldn't give a shit at the best of times).
See also
- Flaggot
- Brainwurms
- Draconis-wyrm
- Holmzito
- Dribbins
- DevianTART
- Butthurt
- Dramawhore
- Faggot
- Cunt