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A NOTABLE INCLUSION OF MY BILLIARD BOX

Yes. It was that daylight when it torched on my smooth hand, when who should cross the bow than black pigs dressed in bowls and sand.

Cranium in the ice sheets, it jiggled like a rock and came up to the palace of picks, there foreyelled a hollard of sanities.

Goosing my arm up above the cliffs, I came to the red taxi and told me this... "If I walk fast enough to run, you should send me a warning in post and pen. Come now to my bucket of marble grapes."

MONEY does good things to a woman.


A HORRIBLE BEAST!

Wait, it's just you.

Sorry.

Anyways, welcome here, Flinger-flingo-flingerer-fingers-fingo. Don't kill anyone and whatnot. I see you've been doing some good edits. Keep them up. We need them. Here are all the useful links you should look at:

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So, yeah. See ya!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 20:40, 20 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Eh, hello. I definitely came here to say something, but this melon I'm carrying, it's a little excessively heavy. I'm not entirely sure why. At any rate, I forgot what I was saying. What was I saying?
Oh, right. Hello. Welcome. Something. Something else. Yes. Oh, and you should make a user page. <css>

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Hmph. You know, I can welcome someone on my own. You don't have to interrupt every time I say something. Although, I must admit, I do that to you too. But you don't seem to care. But yeah, Flingers, you should make a userpage. They're kind of useful.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 08:07, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
Yes. <css>

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Images and stuff

They seem kind of blurry. You sure you couldn't upload clearer ones or something? Not a big deal, but, yeah.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 10:28, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Thats how I meant them to be. Are you concerned with realism? --Flingers 10:30, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
No, I suppose not. But they just seem a bit too pixelated for me, and probably for others too. But it's not a big deal! Toodle-doo!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:39, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Yo

You've got a good large collection of articles!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:33, 1 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I'm compensating for something --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 11:48, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
You don't have enough chinchillas? <css>

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It's a possibility...--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:27, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Not chinchillas... nobody ever has enough chinchillas. or snowblowers. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:31, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Are you sure? This one guy I know has over thirty, I think. And he won't even sell them for food... <css>

.nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 8 Novelniver 2010 - 22:06 (UTC)

Thanks, and yes, I am of French-Canadian descent

Thanks for your vote for me, as opposed to that other guy. That other guy is really mad, huh? That's OK, madness passes undetected here... blorch. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:29, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Hey, my mum is Canadian!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:09, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Oh, play nice, you two. Don't make me get out my frying pan... <css>

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Pah! You sound like me mum, telling my brother and I to stop laughing at the dinner table, or we'd choke... or put an eye out, or something. In fact, seeing the current 3-3 score gives me a warm feeling... no, that's something else... anyway, it seems like ?pedia is slowly getting more active (and therefore, more of a threat to world peace... I dig that!). So, not that I should have to tell you but, I am not competitive about anything here but having fun and doing bat fuck thought experiments. Oh, and socializing with the likes of y'all. Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:41, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Now that you mention it, I DO believe this avocado is too ripe. Thanks heaps!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 07:35, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Where does an 800 pound avocado sit at the movies? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 19:53, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
You know that Athyria was abducted by avocados once? Category loving ones?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:51, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Really? I hope I haven't triggered any PTSD symptoms. If so, denial is your best recourse. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 22:11, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Denial solves everything. Except it doesn't, because I'm in denial about it... er... wait, what? <css>

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I deny that. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:50, 14 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
No you don't. <css>

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Yes, I do. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:03, 14 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
I deny everything!!! EVERYTHING!!!!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 09:53, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Nope. And I'm not denying it, either. <css>

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Actually grunts got a point, its just about writing some shit an saving it -.o . CUDDLEFIG!! --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 18:01, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Just stopping by

Here's some chicken for ye. So, have you heard of the WAE yet where we vote for the blatantly worst crap ever? Come on over and vote! Now, I'm a not 'agonna tell you which article to vote for, but due to other users' apathy, vote! Polls close November 30. Good day.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 19:17, 20 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Miniature flaming pies will proceed to eat your drywall.

I hope you don't mind. I gave them directions to your place. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 29 Novelniver 2010 - 17:08 (UTC)

You anal greenspan. Oh well, I'll have to get out mah thang. --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 17:10, 29 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Careful. You don't know where that will be, do you? <css>

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Hey!

You're back. Kind of. Maybe.

Anyway, a promise is a promise, so I'll go vote for you on IOTM now.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:00, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you've been nominated, as you hopefully will have figured out by now. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 06:13, 18 Ditzimber 2010

I haven't a inebriated candlestick this long since the Russian Space War.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 22:54, 18 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

And you win

Featured Illogicopedian

File:Bananatrophy.png

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

With a +3 lead against two people with negative scores. Quite the achievement. Anyway, here's your trophy, and congratulations. I wrote a placeholder blurb for your mainpage feature thing, but feel free to change it or replace the blurb with your own. Just don't mess up the template itself, eh? <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 01:10, 1 Jeremy 2011

Well, well, c-c-con-conratulations, it's hip-hoppity,happly good to see, a, eh, banana??!!!
Wait, what am I doing here?--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:01, 10 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Standing, I believe. There's a sofa, you know. <css>

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I cannot dope the faith of the whales or the moon. Please open my ears to the silence of peace. Yes, give my the silence in war and peace. Fuck. --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 08:11, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
The problem with silence, though, is it tends to be rather loud. <css>

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What do you mean loud? It came up to me one day as I lay upon a zebra, thinking thin thoughts and it said "May I borrow your purse?" and I replied "NO DEAL ZEBRA!!" and with that I shot a spade through his right nostril. --File:Sigfling1.jpgFile:Sigfling2.jpg 15:47, 3 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Loud, kind of like... oh, I dunno, pink? But I suppose the pink wasn't out that day, now was it... pity the nostrils were so crossed, or you would have gotten the left, eh? <css>

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Left is nonfront of me! I gave a bats scarf for the front, to be armed but they gave it to a guy with skatey nose ridges --File:Fnewsig1.jpgFile:Fnewsig2.jpg 14:59, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Er... *throws a yak and runs away* <css>

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Oy!

Close the font tag on your signature timestamp, would ye?

Please. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 18:36, 6 Farbleum 2011

I don't follow you --File:Fnewsig1.jpgFile:Fnewsig2.jpg-- 13:17, 7 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
You have (or had at the time, at least) '<font style="color: #c1; font-size:8px;">' then your timestamp... but you need to close the font thing, or it overflows onto the rest of it like it was doing here. Just add a '</font>' to the end, mon. Please. o__o <css>

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Oh, nevermind... you did fix it. Okay. Taking out the original font thing works too. <css>

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SKATTEFRITAGELSE!

Hvad gør du her?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:37, 10 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

What language is this? --File:Fnewsig1.jpgFile:Fnewsig2.jpg 19:09, 10 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Danish. And the title is TAX EXEMPTION!!!!! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 08:47, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I agree totally.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 09:08, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Shit, what's going on? Is this to do with the font size at this end of the page? --File:Fnewsig1.jpgFile:Fnewsig2.jpg 16:08, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Probably.
File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 16:24, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

You added links to my article and made a new category for it, thus caring for the article like a spider cares for it's oldest son

Think you very such. Aleister 23:31 10-2-'11

This is very small writing.

Anyways, I was just coming to say - beware the CLOTHES PEGS! Those Aussie ones.

You know.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 08:17, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Ah. Ta --File:Fnewsig1.jpgFile:Fnewsig2.jpg 16:05, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back

Nice to see you writing again. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 23:20, 20 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, where were ye?--Colonel Sanders 23:27, 20 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
You dont wanna know. :p cheers --File:Fnewsig1.jpgFile:Fnewsig2.jpg 19:17, 25 Octodest 2011 (UTC)