Vandalpedia:Nonsense To The Max
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GARLIC BREAD?!
- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOMGFAIL indeed etc
- My fingeeees smell of burning... OH MAH GAWD! MY FINGEEEEES ARE ON FIRE!
- Ohhhaoohhhhh, My Sex is on Fire!
- Snooker is a brilliant hobby. Next to yoyo spring making, that is... RONNEY OWE OBLIVIAN! He is mah hearoe [:}
Stone Cold Soup Bucket Versus Kobi Kingstone... Soup Bucket's winning!
OH MAH GAWD! WHAT A MATCH! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTING LIKE IT! Oh it's burnt now. :(
I AM THE MAN-NIPULATOR! I WILL TWIST YOUR NIPPLES INTO OBLIVION!
BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, ancy. It's principles serve us well to this day.
Organised crime sucks!
did someone say pepsi?
Hasta la pasta, gravy. *blows up joint*
LOLBAGS :D
And Now For Something Completely Different: The {{???}} Template
- Bill Gates destroys 007. Oscar Meyer strokes Bill Gates withour face.
You have won a lot of money! < --- this is not a Rickroll, I promise
Ride a bike now, Batman's brother
- Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the Zen.
Break it down!
...Harmonica solo...
So wake me when it's through I dont wanna feel the things that you do! Dont worry Ill be fine I just don't want this dream, wake me up inside!
Shiver me timbers and all that stuff! There are only three months left until Yaksmas!
Watch out for Grey DayZ the spiritual sequel to turnips, a bit like sprite but doesn't bite your ear off.
we dont move... but your mom does:) < --- and dontcha just know it boy?
We are stuck in a timewarp. Nooo!
- Connecting to server...
- Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Stranger: hi
- You: Would you care to join me to play RuneScape excessively on the same wireless network whilst we eat pizza and discuss grammatical errors in the Monty Python movies?
- Stranger: no thx:p
- You: As you wish.
- Stranger: but sounds fun^^
- You: Care to join me to connect to YouTube and watch videos of people doing the same thing as I just suggested?
- Stranger: yes!^^
- You: OK then.
- Stranger: xD
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8djJ4qVGDg You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFVKVEPnbdI You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MtOrQ1w0Y Your conversational partner has disconnected.===
- I can vandalise. I am so cool. hahahaahha
I just got raped. It was a horrible experience, lasting 8 hours, but then I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'!
BEL-AIR'D MUTHA!
Meals on wheels, feeding the old folk night and day.
HAXXORZ FTW 46123892381578923759324568943175-84305 PUMP UP DA VOLUME!! -techno remix of runescape theme starts playing-
OMG!!
CLICK HERE TO SEE EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED!@@@@@@!
Jingle Bells
Batman smells, Robin laid an egg... We kiss you a merry wishmas, we kiss you a merry wishmas, and a jolly fresh beer.
LOL
[Scene: A farm. Suddenly, it is attacked by UFOs shooting at everything in sight. Military forces are there, firing at the UFOs.]
Private: It's all over! Our guns and bombs are useless against the aliens.
Farmer: The saucers! They's a-crashin'!
[The UFOs starts to crash.] <b Announcer: In the end, it was not guns with bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
- Wow. I have really gotta lay off the juice.
Pwn'd.
“Somewhen.”
“Anywhat.”
“Everywhy.”
Except in this case. Go on, Jimbo! Delete the Wikia Illogic!
“As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one”
Hi carnt spell.
- Hooka?
- Sabban toomi callicious.
- Acka mouch loopded!
Phrubub nose the cheese.
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AID EPOC IGOLLI!
“We are an armed liberation front. Armed with forks that is! teehee...”
YA CAN'T GET DODGIER THAN A KWIK FIT FITTER, THEY'RE THE ONES TO BUST
If article be coherent, remain calm for your gas masks, otherwise jump and shout like a donkey with rabies.
If article be coherent, delete for being un-raF*CKTHISSH*TI'MMADESTROYRANDOMWERKbe coherent, keep for being interesting, otherwise keep for being nonsense.
Rubbercop is a terrible movie.
Can't deny he has bouncebackability though.
Shakin' shakin' salt and bacon
Barack Obama backs Illogicopedia for president
IT IS TIME
CHOOSE WISELY, FOR EACH WIELDS GREAT POWER. MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU.
Eighteen inch alloys? I have them!
You're going home in a St. John's ambulance.
CRAP! IT'S THE HOTLINE OF FATE! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
KAWASAKI! MONSTER HAKA! HOOOUGHGHGH!
HUBALOOOOOSA GOGOG 8156 G.
That is the wrong time, dung beetle! Darn you, Daylight saving time!
grab your favorite body part
and pretend that its shin
0928. 1342. 5361. 9819.
You fool!
Can you not read? This ain't no cashpoint, it's a stupid website. Stop trying to enter your pincode.
Everything is trying to squeeze in to a box. It's just like Hackney High Street on Friday night! << Carp joke
What's all this "retrieve Array" nonsense? WILMAAAAAA!
- I'll barney your rubble if you flintstone my wilma
- Watch out! theres barney rubble about!
IRC WHORING IRC WHORING IRC WHORING IRC WHORING IRC WHORING IRC WHORING IRC WHORING IRC WHORING IRC WHORING
I'm trying to bite my ear. Naw naw naw.
no. incorrect. nope.
Chyeah!
I don't like the cut of your giblets, Private.
Does this Taco Bell take pesos?
BUMFLUFF!
E7 sucks. A7 is much better but not as good as D Major. Get it, the Major? No? Meh.
EZZTRAK NEPTOCK FLEBBLE FLEEBLE DOOBIE DOO!
It's official: Illogicopedia is in recession. and so's ur mum Oh yeah? Well has her market crashed?
Nay broth nay ahb schnuck!
Railway bridge emoticon:
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ANANGALOUS!
Once upon a Snark, there died an extremely dead motorbus carrying MILLIONS OF PUDDING!!
HOBBERNUCK!<- i made up that word cos i have no lyfe
YOU SUNK HITLER'S BATTLESHIP! PREPARE FOR YOUR AFTERNOON TEA. nonsense, says I. coffeecake for all. and a spot of elephant chips.
Above - Pitiful attempts at trying to be funny. Apart from the railway bridge emoticon. That rocked.
Oh well~
MAH BOI
Whoo I love this vandalism box on the main page !!!