Vandalpedia:Originals
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VANDALPEDIA 2: The Return of the Crap
Care to buy some rubber nipples, sir?
Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
200 sa-andalsarticles (arr, tickles!), sitting in this site. MooWoo!
Woofmoo...
AND YOU ARE BANNED 2-D!
What? You can't be serious; everyone knows that the cheese is all-powerful! Shame on you, evildoer! Shoo, shoo, malevolent shoe!
I hasten to add that 5 is now not 5, but something else...possibly 7, but who knows for sure? ARGERBORTW00
Doovde?
I WUZ HERE Chicablog 01:56, 9 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
I WERE THERE! -Nose cheese carrot fluff moose
Vandalism... in LARGE PRINT!!!
Yay! I'm having the time of my life watching paint dry!
Somebody pass the eeble sonks.
i am insane!!!!!!
jduygmweruo g y7nysrwcvo tqm okjio uue89mq y3357y fewu -- Woo hoo! I'm a vandal!
Let me take you down, cos I'm goin' to South Shields. Nothing is real.
I'm fat. I'm fat. I'm really really fat. But not as fat as Victoria Beckham. Who's fat?
WEEEE
Suppression of the impressive angel mesh which is imprisoning the puny creatures of bluster crack!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gasp) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (half dead) AAALLLLLLLLLLL!! AAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHH!!!!
Intellegance (not you, you arent smart) says that within 4 hours, a pie will eat your office building.
Yay we are unemployed!!!
NO. BEAR WANT TO LIIIIVE.
Today's date:
Eebleday, 22 Octodest Six million and two
SOUR JESUS YOUR BABY IS EATING MY SOUL!!!!
Today's word of the month: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuurrrrrp...p...p...xdfgl
Weeeo, weeeo, weeeo, weeeo, ploink ploink!
ALIEN INVASION TAKIN OVER THE PLANET,
| Takin' over the Eeeeeearth! |
Read Do for details
| They Love Eachother!!!!! |
is catchy
CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!
Vandalism Revision!
OH NOEZ?
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dumbass templates.
YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A DUCK.
Good luck. Rattata.
Mab ta ta rat threeee socks in a hat!!!
IMMM VANDALIZING THE MAIN PAGE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE say something random. Apple cream.
SAY SOMETHING. SAY SOMETHING ELSE!
Random Vandalizingness --Blub?!?!? MEEP!!!! 10:38, 18 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
Rules For Writing Good!
- Never use a preposition to end a sentence with. That is something up with which your readers will not put.
- And don't start sentences with conjunctions.
- At this point in time, it is the honest opinion of myself that writers, when they happen to be in the act of writing (or typing as the case may be), should try to make every effort to avoid the use of too many unnecessary words that they really don't need.
- Be verbose.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Try not to misppell words.
- DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE SHOUTING.
- Don't abbrev.
- Its important to use apostrophe's in the right place's.
- Thou shalt not use Elizabethan-era classical English, unless thou art quoting literature written during that time period.
- Don't verb nouns.
- Nouns should not be adjective.
- All generalizations are bad.
- Choose your adverbs good.
- Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
- When writing, participles must not be dangled.
- Each pronoun should agree with their antecedent.
- Foreign words and phrases are the reader's bete noire and are not apropos.
- Don't be verbally abusive, stupid!
- Profanity sucks.
- If you do not learn the proper use of the subjunctive, people will think you be speaking Ebonics, which be fine if you're black, but if you're white, you'll just embarrass yourself.
There are a 0 days until the end of time.
WhAt? UhHhHh... OmG lYkE hElP dOoDz!.1
Ooooooooooooh...... Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom... flonk.
Excuse me jobe, would you please hold my jubee while I sail to the land of hackensack and eat my flight attendant alive? For the island is calling, and I must be gone.
WE ARE SAILING. WE ARE SAILING. ON THE SEA OF SALT AND SUGARY PREEBLE.
File:BOOM.png Luvverly jubberly.
Hoo look, someone fixed the errors on this templitt. AGHAHOWA!
Why? Tons of nose, certainly.
As you read this I am reading your mind VIA THE POWER OF MINDREADING. Yeah. You are thinking: ------
I won the lottery. I am now rich. Ha. Ha. Ha. Unfortunately I am still insane. I spent the cash on a lifetime's worth of bread. It's in my garage if you want some. Yahaaa!
cheese. Am gunner swear, am gunner swear..... cack.
Bloomin 'eck. That's an 'ole lotter errers.
This template was not written by mexicans.
- They would have written a longer article in shorter time!
I saw a mexican make a roof in 15 seconds. He made me lose my job!
{{:Template:MainPageVandalism}} FIXX-WIZZ! WHIZZ_BNANG
Wooden desktop, 'tis a shame.
You can't hide them from sneaking into the corner of your eye and lurking there
YESTERDAY I WAS IN A CROWD AND ALL I COULD SEE WAS SHOES
....****...
Once up on a tim, e, a man walked into his room, curled up in a ball, and exploded.
what the fuk?
no NO
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Our mutual friend?
Shuttup. Monkey cheese.
I've got to do this thing or it will do me.
Correct me if im wrong, but i like to burtally eat cheese.
YOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG dddddddddddddddddddddddddd 4535034059 8ughj dfsgjkdshlfgjklhdsjghkldjgvbkcxd sxfg ds fg dsfg dsfg ds fgds gdsf gdsfdsfigigduofigduofigdfgdfgdfigduofgiguofogfiuogugdsfioiuogsfuigduofiguiuogdf Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top!Fluffy bunnys! with sauce on top! Eeble sonk. SONK, I SAY!!!!'Elassint 01:51, 25 Octodest 2007 (UTC) Yeah, like woo!
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CHICKEN BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY RYANS DEAD AND BLUB MEEP IS STILL CHAINED TO HIS BEDPOST!!!
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QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL;ZXCVBNM
HEATHER WROTE THIS
PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE
AND THIS
AND THIS
THIS IS RYAN AND I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THIS PERSON!!!!!
Cheese=mcMOO!!! Not E=mc2!!!
Carrot sonk backwards within moose equals grue glue. Cheese cheese cheese lamp chair window table nose is sonk. Multiple sonks. No quack. Quack with carrots. Carrots with quack. Nose lamp is smilie cheese downward. Downward wrap the moose nose to cheese position foot.
One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his anthromorphosised geriatric jammawammahoo went to mow a meadow.
nix the sheep shout. NIX IT I SAY!!!!
>>>:-(
The actual meaning of life is 0, Douglas Adams you prick!
YOU FIRKIN MUPPET!
Blub Sherb Gug Meep Shub!
It's a madhouse - A MADHOUSE!!!
Oooooooooooooooo...
oooooooooooooooooooo...
oooooooooooooooooooooo...
YOU said barstool!
= Surfing with the Fridge (Prose)
Pigeons cannot lick their own necks. This rarely appears to impede them.
Gone are the days when whelks could sing.
Be fearful of crimping shears.
Root vegetables, be free.
I sob openly.
Ta-ta.
Haha midget men are taking oer the world
Thankyou.
HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM SCHTICK, HITME.
Oh no! My sanity! Noooooooooooooooo!
- /me eats sanity
I am the eggman!
My mother told me that vandalism is FUNKY FUNKY FRESH!!
I yope this works agen. i like pie.
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>>> In a fight between X and Y, Z would win easily. <<<
Don't worry, I'll save you with this knife...
Vandalism Revision!
OH NOEZ?
BUY A TV LICENCE OR WE'RE SENDING ROUND THE FREAKING BAILIFFS.
Now I get it! Carrots are not necessarily good, nor are they necessarily bad! They are just smart!
This link will automatically make it to the wanted pages —see?
The vandals are out in force. Head for the heeeeeellllsss.
Oh Noes. Janus!
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Conspiracies! Kittens!
Hindleyite is in on it – they are in control of the entire world, and no doubt, we've all been kidnapped and brainwashed in out sleep! All in order to further the Adminati's nefarious schemes! But wait, I am one of the Adminati...? Aha! That's what they want me to think! Or maybe it's really... true? That explains it! Naturally, being part of it all, that explains how I know all this!
GO ON OUR IRC CHANNEL! PLEEEEEAAAASE!
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Flimsy fleas? Sneezy fleas. Tralump.
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I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden. Something.
chicken booty
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Sandalism rages across Super America. Not news, just a comment.
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AND NOW
I wanna be your dog.
Vandalism is Olympic sport in Bosnia! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Who new there would be so many wikis in Bosnia? oh right they snipe landing planes there instead lol
You're twisting my melon, man. Ooh. Oooooooh!
Asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf sonk.
I always thought that Bold text was extremely courageous. Judging from the fact I haven't heard from the sentence I sent into the Lion's Den a couple of months ago, I was wrong. Alas, we morun you fair sentence. You were so much more than a clause; you were to clauses and a linking word. --g 21:11, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)
The result of cleaning your keyboard:
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Cthulhu
????U??S? SH?LL ???UR? ?? ?LL?GIC? (F??K)
i typrf huuf toyj mu tutg bloftg-I typed this with my eyes closed.
Powdered water! Just add water.
Electric Triangle-A shockingly good instrument!
It is flurbly impossible to gug your nose. Flug.
?????? what am i doin here???????? The hex code of death. Noooooo!
Jose Canseco is the man!
Mad gibber. Mid gabber. Gid mobber. Mob gibber. Him lobber. Lob jibber. said sa9hggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg one said to type with your nose mnooisew n0w3 t
New from the online butchers! E-bull Sonk.
Feel the almighty power... of the FNURDLE! Or else beans.
Oh, look... a toenail!
Leave your message after the Bleeb.
Ha ha LOL this stuff is so funny. Vote carrots as new president of america!
Fluff!
This wiki has been taken over by them.g Shh! They are reading; they know! Who knows what they'll do when they find out you exposed their evil doings...!?
GAAAH! AARGH! your nose is very very evil indeed yes even with shoes!!1!
Nose as beer. Much more salmon than you tinker!
Bogeys
Don;t be dildos.
Mewey Chwishmas! *Hic* I hope your microwave *Hic* blows up in your face and *Hic* starts WW3. Oh and *Hic* i put time bombs in the *Hic* selection boxes. *Hic* uuuuh... hangover..."
Do ya wanna be a spaceman?
I have something really important to say.
Greg on wheels. We will make those Windians grovel!
Happy nostrils above all. Vote for your toes today!
A carrot is a washing machine. A carrot is not.
HOOO THUH DUCK IS GORDON BENNET?!?!?!? Is he my dad's dad,
or is he my sister's daughter. Maybe I should ask my mother's brother's
uncle's cousin's 45thcousin's aunty's second neice twice removed's
brother (formerly a sister)'s dogs previous owner's bearterflyger dropping's
camp female friend's online boyfriend's
wife's girlfriend's sister (who is her girlfriend)'s disabled son Ted,
*breathes out* if he knows him.
Gordon Bennett! I can vandalise the front page again! Yahoo!
OMFG?!?!?!
Did YEW know...?
- ...Dis page haf bin arkaifed in der "More" thingy bellow?
- ... that this sentence is redundant?
- ... and so is this one?
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ATTACK!! Dozens of g cast a spell.
Weeeeeeeeeell. Lookie what we have heeeeere! Johnny, get mah guhn!
g Bold text g Bold text (Eh? what am i on about?? Thanks - Kentish121 Spake 2 me 14:57, 14 Arply 2008 (EDT)
Once upon a time, there lived a g on eBay. Nobody ever heard from it again. BLAAGH this page is fun! Maureen was here --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 17:58, 24 Arply 2008 (UTC)