Gay

“Let us not mince words... let us merely mince!”

~ André Breton

Gay is a gay way of saying homosexual. It is the ultimate 12 year old's insult to be applied to anything and everything without prejudice. Gay people aren't usually lesbians, unless a gay person had a sex change and then became lesbian. That would be a time wasting way of being a gay bisexual.

Lesbians

Lesbians are mystical creatures who ride about naked on unicorns. They are very rare, even more so than Pokemon 151.

Eh?

I don't know either. Anyway, some people say gay stands for God's Arse (Is) Young. Others reckon this is a cruel backronym created to make religious people feel bad.

“God hates cigarettes”

- British person's Placard

Origins of gay

You really want to know? Well I don't, so go away. Yeah, I'm an ignoramus. Bite me. No, not there!

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, DADDY?

This article will probably be disappointing for you

Yeah. Ah well, things don't always go your way...

That's life. That's what Jeremy Beadle says...

see also

• Gay users

Sex