Some interesting facts
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- Did you know that due to the cosmological pressure on the stratosphere, solar beams constantly penetrate to our optic nerve systems?
- Were you aware that certain species, dating back further than the protozaic period, have gained the ability to prevent complete natural degeneration for longer than 1/millionth of a second?
- Had it crossed your mind that a certain brand of informational computation unit which has taken its name from the species of plant Malus pumila has gained relative superiority over other manufacturers?
- 1,234,567 bananas were killed in the Second Boer War.
- The first helicopter was designed by Howard Phillips Lovecraft.
- In reality, Alice never owned a looking-glass.
- Cats hate water but love fish.
- Crushing grapes will lead to whining.
- Purple is the opposite of orange.
- A pound of butter weighs more than a pound of feathers.
- In Venezuela, teeth are used as a form of currency.
- Cucumbers taste better pickled.
- The human brain is invisible.
- The Walrus was Jim Morrison.
- Glue is made entirely of dog hair.
- The human body contains 23 bones.
- All poets are illiterate.
- Dean Moriarty is immortal.
- The cake is a lie.
- The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
- Nothing is true.
- Everything is permitted.
- Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
- Most werewolves are vegetarians.
- Wood is made of metal.
- The hair-bone is connected to the head-bone.
- Monkeys love to dig shallow graves.
- Blood is thicker than root beer.
- What goes up, never comes down.
- Every good boy deserves fudge.
- 4chan is a perfectly respectable website full of normal, well-adjusted members of modern society.
- There is someone standing right behind you right now.
- You smell bad.
- You are ugly.
- All writers are blind.
- In space no one can hear you sneeze.
- Pink Floyd is the greatest chicken farmer on the airplane.
- The toaster has been laughing at you and the VCR is plotting to kill you.
- Melting towns have no souls.
- We all scream for ice cream.
- Rats live on no evil star.
- There is a killer in your house.
- Zombies ate your neighbors.
- That life always begins on Junction 20 of the M62.
- The moon is just the back of the sun.
- You can never go home again.
- Stork is a really crummy butter substitute that should only be used by tramps.
- The number 23 is magic.
- The number 42 is the answer.
- Katy Perry rhymes with Smelly Berry.
- Katy Perry can shoot whip cream out of her nipples.
- Katy Perry can melt your popsicle.
- I'm not your daddy, I'm your grandpa.
- These boots are made for walking.
- Glenn Beck is not the same as Beck.
- The iPhone has enough power to blow the back of a man’s head off.
- The government puts robots in your drinking water.
- icarly is reading your emails.
- Your IP address is over 9000.
- Reading makes you stupid.
- Illogicopedia is the only true source of truth on the Internet.
- Hitler had a dog named Jewy McJewJew.