Internet

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The early net, complete with loan shark.

“Didn't Al Gore invent the Internet?”

- Someone on on the Internet

“No. I think it was Bill Fence”

- Someone else on on someone

“I just beat the Internet. The end guy was hard.”

- on Some hobo on the intrawebz

“jT S3eMz DaT NaHr WuYn TaaKz uZ SjRixLa! WaHj DaN PeJpLe tAk3 uZj SjiRiXlA?”

- Jejemons on Internet

The Internet (otherwise known as t'Internet) was first used as a fishing net. It was a very clever fishing net. But the government wanted that fishing net. So they took it.

The government promptly took the Internet and made it into a communication device. It didn't work very well, seeing as it was made to be a fishing net. A very clever fishing net. Then smart people got a hold...ahold...is there a space there?...anyway, they got a hold on the Internet and made it into a very clever communication device. It was released to the public a million bajillion dog years later.

People proceeded to use the Internet as a fishing net.

Internet today

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Internet-related topics

Internet Garden Internet memes Internet mythology Internet psychology Internet relay chat Internet vernacular

Hackers Hyperlinks Humans and the Internet HTML HTTP WTF

Instant massaging Website Where is the Internet?

See also

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The Internet is full of normal people.

• Internets
• Internet Explorer
• On the Internet no-one knows you're fat
• War of The Internet
• IllogiGames:The Internet Epic Course]
• Innernet