Battle with IP

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YOU

You -- HP: ADMIN
Attack Magic Skill Item
Ban Editor Privaleges Revert £0.52
Vote Against their article up for VFF Hilarious block reason Porn on other tab Silent Penguin's hotmail


I.P.

I.P. -- HP: 50
Attack Magic Skill Item
Vandalize HAGGER ON WHEELS Unwatched American timezone AOL
Vote Against your article up for VFF 216.11.666.21 Sock puppets ED Adminship


Illogicopedia

?Pedia -- HP: 5000000
Attack Magic Skill Item
Cry to Uncyclopedia Festive reskin Leave Wikia 4 Active Users
Illogiblog response Faux Latin deceptively slow feature rotation Stale Banana


The Battle

The IP uses vandalize. Illogicopedia takes +10 damage, taken unawares by the unwatched American timezone, and leaves Wikia. With the 4 active users revising for exams the IP is granted a free turn, and moves all the featured articles to HAGGER ON WHEELS. You switch over from the porn on the other tab and begin to initiate revert. Before you can successfully ban the I.P. it votes against your article up for VFF. The damage is done. You delete the vote and the user but people are put off by the mess you leave on the voting page and you end up having to fail the nom. The next day the whole ED adminship arrive, with sockpuppets, and burn Illogicopedia to the ground. No ones pickle gets judged.

The Illogicopedia battle series
Battle with David · Battle with Flameviper
Battle with The bladester · Battle with HelloolleH · Battle with IP
Admin battles
Battle with Asema · Battle with Fluffalizer · Battle with Hindleyite
Battle with MrMetalFLower · Battle with Testostereich · Battle with Teh baronlolz
Boss battles
Battle with Oscar Wilde · Battle with Famine
War battles
The Chocolate War · Penglish uprising · The Battle of My Room