Battle with IP

YOU

You -- HP: ADMIN
Attack	Magic	Skill	Item
Ban	Editor Privaleges	Revert	£0.52
Vote Against their article up for VFF	Hilarious block reason	Porn on other tab	Silent Penguin's hotmail

I.P.

I.P. -- HP: 50
Attack	Magic	Skill	Item
Vandalize	HAGGER ON WHEELS	Unwatched American timezone	AOL
Vote Against your article up for VFF	216.11.666.21	Sock puppets	ED Adminship

Illogicopedia

?Pedia -- HP: 5000000
Attack	Magic	Skill	Item
Cry to Uncyclopedia	Festive reskin	Leave Wikia	4 Active Users
Illogiblog response	Faux Latin	deceptively slow feature rotation	Stale Banana

The Battle

The IP uses vandalize. Illogicopedia takes +10 damage, taken unawares by the unwatched American timezone, and leaves Wikia. With the 4 active users revising for exams the IP is granted a free turn, and moves all the featured articles to HAGGER ON WHEELS. You switch over from the porn on the other tab and begin to initiate revert. Before you can successfully ban the I.P. it votes against your article up for VFF. The damage is done. You delete the vote and the user but people are put off by the mess you leave on the voting page and you end up having to fail the nom. The next day the whole ED adminship arrive, with sockpuppets, and burn Illogicopedia to the ground. No ones pickle gets judged.